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Feb 6, 2007 | 05:29 PM

#16

Fullcrew7.3

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From: Brandon, MB

Welcome to FTE! WHat model of truck do you drive?

Feb 6, 2007 | 05:32 PM

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effie_man

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Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips -- Chevrolet
Cheap Hudderite Escape Vehicle -- Chev
Dont Over Drive Gutless Engines -- Dodge

Feb 6, 2007 | 05:35 PM

#18

Mil1ion

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After putting my 429CJ in my truck, I made up my own saying.
I put it on my rear License plate frame.

It says: "429 CJ ...powered to Crush Rocks & Tame Sheep"

Feb 6, 2007 | 06:50 PM

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Fomoko1

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From: Saskatoon, Saskatchewan

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mil1ion

It says: "429 CJ ...powered to Crush Rocks & Tame Sheep"

Neat, I like that!

Feb 6, 2007 | 08:00 PM

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preppypyro

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From: North Central Rural Sask.

The coolest dodge one ive heard, is if you cant dodge it, ram it!
Ive seen this on a sticker before too

If your tired of strokin, start cummin!

Feb 6, 2007 | 08:51 PM

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Dustin1690

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Yeah i saw that that one too you if cant dodge ram it pretty good one

LOL here is a pretty good one imo Ford For Over Racing DODGES!...

Jun 5, 2008 | 03:48 PM

#22

claydog19

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ford

F**ked On Race Day
F**king Old Retarded Drivers
Four Old Rusty Doors
For Only Rainy Days
Fixed Or Repaird Daily

GMC
Gay Mans Car

GM
Gay Mobiles

Pontiac
Poor Old N****r Thinks Its A Caddilac (srry im not racist I just heard it like that i didnt make it up so sorry if it offends you)

DODGE
Dosn't Over Drive Good Engines

CHEV
Cheap Heavy Engine Vechiles

Jun 5, 2008 | 04:58 PM

#23

effie_man

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From: saskatoon, SK

<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=4 width="100%" bg*************** border=0><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=top width=970 colSpan=2>
ACURAAlways Catching Up, Rarely Ahead
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
A Car Usually Rarely Appreciates
AMCAlways Made Crap
Autos May Combust
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAlways Under Diagnostic Inspection
Always Upside-down, Double InterestAnother Understated Dealer Incentive
A Used Dodge Incognito AMC
Always Made Crap
Autos May Combust BMW
Bob Marley and the Wailers
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Beautiful Models Wanted
Bavarian Manure Wagon
Biggest Metal WasteBig Money Works
Bring My Wallet
Burn My WalletBought My WifeBrutal Money WasterBreak My Window
Bring More Women
Bring More Wrenches
Bavarian Money WasterBring My Wad!Blew My Wad!Big Money WastedBring Money Where?Buy More Women
</TD></TR><TR><TD width=970 colSpan=2></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

BUICKBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
Big Ugly Idiot's Cat Killer
CADILLACCompany Always Denies Its Lawful Liability After CollisionsCompany Asking Dealers If Local Lawyers Are Calling

CAMAROCash Always Miniscule After Retail Overpricing
CHEVROLETCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended TripsCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every TimeCheap Heap Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Cant Have Every Vehicle Race On Last Every Time
Can hear every valve rattle, oil leaks every time
Check Heads Every Valve Rattles Or Leaks Every Time
Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time
CHEVY
Can Hear Every Valve, Rod, or Lifter Every Time
Can't Have Everything Vern, YaknowwhatImean?
Cheapest Heap Ever Visualized Yet
Crap Hasn't EVolved Yet
CHRYSLEREveryone knows who Lee Iacocca is right? His name IACOCCA stands for:
I Am Chairman Of Chrysler Corporation America
Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair (FromJames Bragg)
Company Has Rid Your Savings Legally: Electronic RobberyChrysler Has Raped Your Sanity Loser - Expect Repercussions
PT Loser (for PT Cruiser name)
PT Boozer
DAEWOODamn All Engines With Oriental Operations
Damn Asian Engineering Works Only Occasionally

DODGE
Doing Overhauls Daily Gets Expensive
Doesn't only die, gets eaten
Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Design Of Diabolical German EngineerDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Damned Old Dudes Going Everywhere
Damn Overhauls Do Get Expensive
Dear Old Dad's Garbage Engine
Don't Our Dealers Gouge Everyone
Dodge Neon: Need Engine Overhauled Now (Sent in by Roger Markowitz)
Darned Old Dirty Greasy Engine
FERRARIFerociously Elegant Racer Ravages All Roads Intuitively
FIATFound In A Trashcan
Fantastic In A Tightspot
Finest Italian Automotive Technology
Futile Italian Attempt at Transportation (Sent in by a visitor)
Failure In Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Fix it again, Tony!
Fix It Another Time
FIRESTONE
Firestone Inexplicably Recalls Explosive SUV Tires On Non-stable Explorers (I worked on this one for 2 hours! - Jeff)
Firestone Overstates Reliability Data(The best one I've come up with yet, my personal fav.- Jeff)
FORD
PINTO: Please, It's Not Too Odious!
PINTO: Pyrotechnics Inevitable; No Timer Onboard
Ford Pinto: Flaming Oven Roasted Driver-Passengers Incinerated Nine Times Over (Sent in by Laurin)
THUNDERBIRD: This Hoopty Usually Needs Daily Engine Repair But It Rolls Downhill (Sent in by Roger Markowitz)
MUSTANG - Motor Usually Starts Then Almost Never Goes
Found on repairman's doorstep
Found on rack daily
Ford Owners Recommend Dodge
Full Of Rust Deposits
Faithful, Obedient, Reliable, Dependable
F**KING OLD RETARDED DRIVER
Ford Focus....Ford F**ck Us
F**ker Only Rolls Downhill
Fancy Oil Recycling Device
Found On Rubbish Dump
F***ed Over Road Disaster!
F***ing Oakey's Really Dig'em
F**king Old Retarded Dudes
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Depreciation (Sent in by a visitor)
F***ing Old Rebuilt Dodge (Sent in by a visitor)Found On Rubbish Dump (Sent in by a visitor)
For Old Retired Drunks (Sent in by a visitor)
Here's a good one: FORD backwards --> Driver Returns On Foot
Here's another good one: FORD backwards --> Driver Relies On Family
Firestone Overstates Reliability DataFirst On Recall Day
Fast On Race Day
For Off Road Driving
Fireball On Rear Damage (Sent in by a visitor)
First On Race Day (Sent in by a visitor)
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Frequently Overhauled, Rarely Driven (Sent in by a visitor)
Fault Of R&D
MUSTANG - Mostly Unwanted Scrap Tin And Needless Garbage
F***ed On Raw Deal
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Most tasteless one on the page: Found O.J. and Ron`s DNA
Flip Over, Read Directions
Fork Over Remaining Dough
F**king Owners Really Dumb
F***ed On Race Day
(F)illped (O)ver (R)esevation (D)ecoration
(F)**ked (O)ver (R)ebuilt (D)iahatsu
For Old Retired Dutchmen
Found On Road Draggin
Frickin Old Ragged Dumpster
Fu**ed Over Rebuilt Dodge
First On Repair Day
FORD Owners Really Dumb
From Our Reject Department
LTD = Load of Trash from Detroit
GEO
Get Everything Overpriced
Got Everything Overhauled
GM
General Maintenance
General Mistakes
Generally Malfunctions
General Misery
Great Mess
General Malpratice
Genital Motors
Give More
GiMme
Getting Malignant
Got Me
Grab Me
GMCGod's Mechanical Curse
Garage Man's Companion
Generic Motors Corporation
Got A Mechanic Coming?
Greatest Mistake Created
Great Mountain of Crap
Greasy Messy Contraption
Gay Man's Chevy
Generically Made Chevrolet
Gimme My Checkbook!
Get More Cash!
HONDAHad One, Never Did Again
Horribly Overpriced, Needing Dad's AssistanceHang On, Not Done Accelerating
Honest, Officer, Nobody Drank Anything (FromJames Bragg)
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else
Honda Options: No Deal Available!
Hold On, No Dealer Add-ons!
Honda Options Never Deal Affordably
Hang On, No Dealer Acquisitions!
HUMMER
Hope U Made Me Extra Reliable (Sent in by Roger Markowitz)
Huge Ugly Mother, Mostly Eats Resources
HYUNDAIHere's Y U Never Drive An Import
Hope You Understand: Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive
Hardly Your Understanding New Dealer Allowance Incentive
Hold Your Usual Nitpicks, Designs Are Improved
Helps You Undergo New Debt After InceptionHang Your UNDerwear Anywhere Inside
Hope You Understand, No Deals Available Inside
JeepJust Empty Every Pocket (Sent in by a visitor)
Just Expect Every Problem (Sent in by a visitor)
Just Eats Every Penny
Just Everybody Else's Parts
Junk Everyone Eventually PilesJust Expect Extra Payments
Jaguar
Just A Guess U Are Rich (Sent in by Roger Markowitz)
Jumps Around Grinds Uncontrollably Always Rusting
Jump Around Get Up And Run

KiaKeep It Away!
Kick It's ***
Korean Imitation Accord
Korea's Imported Accident
Killer's Imported Asset
Kiss It Away
Killed In Action
Keep Inside Asia
Korea Invades America
KOREAN INDUSTRIAL ACCIDENT
Killer Implosion Awaits
Killed In Accident
LAMBORGHINILoser Always Maintains Big Old Rotten Gunk; Hardly Inflates Nobody's Image
Lucky A Man By Owning Really Gives His Image Nice Inflation
LOTUSLoads Of Trouble Usually Serious
MaseratiMust Also Suggest Extra Rope And Towing Implements (Sent in by Roger Markowitz)
MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
Must Always Zoom Down Asphalt
Most Are Zealously Duped Always
MERCEDES
My Expensive Race Car Emits Dense Exhaust Smoke - But Efficiency Near Zero
Most Expensive Road Car Everyone Drives Except Steve
Merger Engaged Reverse Chrysler Entering Decline Evident Soon
MITSUBISHIManufactured In Taiwan Sold Under British Influence Shipped Here Incomplete
Management Incessantly Tolerates Socially Unacceptable Behavior, Ignoring Sexual Harassment Incidents (CourtesyJames Bragg, FightingChance.com)
May Involve Turbos, Suck Unless Boost Is Seriously High Inside (Sent in by a visitor)
Men In Tight Spots Uttering Bulls__t In Sexual Harassment Investigation (Sent in by a visitor)
MOPAR
Match Old Parts As Required
Most Often Parked At Roadside
Move Over, Power Approaching Rapidly
My Old Pig Ain't Runnin'
Move Over People Are Racing
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Motor On Pavement After Race
Moments Of Power Are Rare
NISSAN
Nobody Intelligent Sorrowfully Saying Ahhh Nutz
Need I Say Something About Nothing
Never In Season Simply A No-show
OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick`s Irregular Leftover Equipment
PONTIAC
Poor Old Ninny Thinks It's A CadillacPiece Of Nasty Tacky Icky *** Crap
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
FIREBIRD: Fast Irresistible Real Electrifying Bird Inexpensive Racing Dare-Devil
Pretty Overpriced Not That I Am Concerned
PORSCHEPORSCHE- Plenty Of Receipts. Sorry, Can't Have Everything
PLENTY OF REPAIRS SERVICE CAN'T HELP EVERYTHING
Proof Only Rich Snobby Children Have Everything

SAABSome *** Actually Boughtit!
Styling Absent After Buyout
Backwards >>>> Bad Asses Always SuffocateSorry Auto Assembled Backwards (Sent in by one of our visitors)
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Sorry Assed American Buyers
Start Adding Additional Brakefluid
Stop Asking About Brakes!
Sorry As A Bum
SALEEN
Some Aristocrats Love Every Expensive Novelty
SATURNSorry Assed Transmission Under Repair Now
Some Argue That Ubiquitous Repairs Needed
Send Another Towtruck Ubiquitous Repairs NeededSame American Trash Under Revised Name
SUBARU
Stupid Urbanites Bumbling Around Rural Areas
SUBARU backwards is: U R A BUS (You are a bus)
Subaru: Souped Up Bad *** Racing Unit
Souped Up Blazingly Awesome Racing Unit

TOYOTAToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Totalled Only Yesterday, Officer Towed Away
This One You Oughta Tow Away
To Operate Your Own Terrific Automobile
Tolerances Over Yielding, Often Towed Away (Sent in by one of our visitors)
Toyota Overcharges You On Their Accessories
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
Very Overpriced Lame Vehicle Options VWVirtually Worthless
Very Wonderful
Very Weird
Very Old Lowered Kinky Sedan With A Great Engine Noise
Volks Who?