"Got a Mechanic Coming!"

 

How about
Garbage Made in Canada?

Les

 

Here's a couple more for you....
Gruesomely Mechanized Contraption
Gives Mopeds Competition
Garbage Made Carelessly
Kenny

 

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Can Hear Ever Valve Rattle Over Loud Engine Tapping

Condition Hopeless Entire Vehicle Relies On Lame Engine Technology


I grew up in a Chevy household. Drove my dad nuts when I bought my first truck, a 1978 FORD F150 Ranger XLT. started out as a 302 3 on the tree. Wound up with a '69 390 and a 4 speed OD out of an '82. Added a set of headers, an old dual plane aluminum intake, a 750 CFM DP/DF Holley, a Hurst cometition 4 plus shifter, a Sun tach,and a few other goodies. The only rust it had was the typical over the rear fenderwells. after fixing that and painting it I drove it for 3 years before going in the military. That thing tore the hell out of more chebbies in high school and looked great doing it. Wish I still had it. Oh well just reminising I guess. Almost forgot to mention had to slip the heck out of the clutch to keep from frying the trans on hard takeoffs. Wouldn't recommend that combo to anyone.

Brad Godkin
1986 F350 CC/SRW
6.9liter/C6

 

Owning a Chevy is like having the mumps.
YOU ONLY HAVE THEM ONCE!

 

How about these.

Garage Mans Companion

General Mess of Crap


Brad Godkin
1986 F350 CC/SRW
6.9liter/C6

 

Very true. I owned a chebbie once. It fell apart with in 3 months when I tried to use it like a truck. I figured a 3/4 ton would have been better than that. That 350 diesel they had boy that was a GREAT idea LOL.

Brad Godkin
1986 F350 CC/SRW
6.9liter/C6

 

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Possum

 

That did not do what I wonted it to. Sorry..


Chain Hangs Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time

Possum

 

The only one I've heard for GMC was the "Gotta Mechanic Coming" one. For C-H-E-V-R-O-L-E-T, however, it's Cracked Head, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time.........

 

DO NOT BUMP THE LANGUAGE FILTER!!!! READ THE POSTING GUIDELINES!!!

Edited By Ratsmoker

 

I thought GMC stood for General Motors Crap.

IH8GM

Art

 

Not sure this one has been posted at FTE yet, but I found it at another site:

GM = Garbage Motors

 

>How about
>Garbage Made in Canada?
>
>Les

HEY AS A CANUCK I RESENT THIS ONE!! DO YOU THINK THE CROWN VICTORIA IS JUNK? IT IS ONLY MADE IN CANADA!!! IT IS ONE OF FORDS LAST REAL VEHICLES (BESIDES THEIR TRUCKS OF COURSE!)

FORDY

 

I think he used Canada because he was looking for a C word. Anyway, my 84 F150 was made in Canada and is still running strong with 176,000 miles (now owned by my boss). But one of the best made things in Canada is their beer!