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I'm still here.
I've go the flu bug so that's why I haven't been around for a couple days. I've been spending some quality time with the toilet, we are starting to get real close. 
Just been laying around. I'll try and stop in when I can.
Just been laying around. I'll try and stop in when I can.
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If you want to know the proper etiquette to approach the porcelain goddess, let me know and I will send you instructions, along with the appropriate mantras. Apparently an impromptu loin cloth may be in order as well, with regards to projectile adulations to the goddess while simultaneously performing a repertoire of the "Aztec Two-Step" to the prophet Montezuma...
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Originally Posted by slmann
All I want is a bacon cheeseburger and a pepsi, but I don't think it will come back up too good.
LOTS of fluids, especially powerade and the like. keep your body hydrated or you can do some kidney damage with what's goin around.
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May I suggest something mint. It's much easier to take coming back up. Also, parlsey helps me sometimes. Keeps the breathe fresher too. 
TOM- WAY TO MUCH INFO!! Ewwwww. rofl
TOM- WAY TO MUCH INFO!! Ewwwww. rofl
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Originally Posted by mrfixit64857
If you want to know the proper etiquette to approach the porcelain goddess, let me know and I will send you instructions, along with the appropriate mantras. Apparently an impromptu loin cloth may be in order as well, with regards to projectile adulations to the goddess while simultaneously performing a repertoire of the "Aztec Two-Step" to the prophet Montezuma...
