The Official Focus Slamming Thread
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Originally Posted by Tim Halliday
I was driving in Sarnia in my Bronco and saw Matt with his new car. His Focus doesn't have a hitch, so he needed something to tow his camper around with!
- Tim
- Tim
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From: Belleville, Ontario
Originally Posted by Tim Halliday
I was driving in Sarnia in my Bronco and saw Matt with his new car. His Focus doesn't have a hitch, so he needed something to tow his camper around with! - Tim
AL.
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From: Whitby, Ontario, Canada
Originally Posted by FX4Matt-06
This one is at the meet
After we try some monster jam moves
After we try some monster jam moves
Thats funny!Lets see if we can come up with 101 uses for a Focus........
1- leave it outside, as an artificial wildlife habitat
2- Put it under water, as an artificial reef
3- Put it underground, as Landfill
4- at a truck stop, as a wheel chock
5- Olympic training, as a shot-put
6- Sniper training, as a target
7- as ammunition for your catapult
8- with the headlites on, as Xmas tree ornaments
9- as raw material for "Myth Busters"
10- lined up end to end, as a speed bump
have fun!
Frank
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From: Brooksdale, ON
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From: Belleville, Ontario
More Good Uses For A Focus...
1).To power a home and garden wood chipper.
2).A chainsaw with A/C and bucket seats.
3).A shapely cow tipper.
4).Deep sea vacuum cleaner (snorkel required).
5).Gravity test vehicle (fifty foot drop test).
6).Locomotive cow catcher crash test dummy.
7).Pull toy for the Jolly Green Giants' kid, Sprout.
8).Giant Redwood log splitter.
9)."How much Coca-Cola will it take to dissolve a Focus" class project.
10)."Count the marbles in the Focus" contest.
12)."Determine which marbles in the Focus are really spare parts" contest.
13).A great place to hide while the wife wears the pants.
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. N E X T !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2).A chainsaw with A/C and bucket seats.
3).A shapely cow tipper.
4).Deep sea vacuum cleaner (snorkel required).
5).Gravity test vehicle (fifty foot drop test).
6).Locomotive cow catcher crash test dummy.
7).Pull toy for the Jolly Green Giants' kid, Sprout.
8).Giant Redwood log splitter.
9)."How much Coca-Cola will it take to dissolve a Focus" class project.
10)."Count the marbles in the Focus" contest.
12)."Determine which marbles in the Focus are really spare parts" contest.
13).A great place to hide while the wife wears the pants.
AL.
. N E X T !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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From: Cookstown
Originally Posted by surewhynot
Nope, just trying to spare your feelings a little. 
that and some members don't like the fact that we're slamming a Focus. They don't care about us slamming you they just care about the Focus!
Jim