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Well I finally did it, I got 1000 post. Wohoo, yeah, three cheers for me...hiphip hooray, hiphip hooray, hiphip hooray. I'm inviting you all to my party, we'll have cake and punch. There will be music and dancing and fun for all. I'm gonna rent a pony for pony rides, I might even hire a clown to make those cute little balloon animals. After all of the fun and festive activities, we'll all gather around me and study and reflect on my 1000 post. We'll discuss how my post have helped you and made your lives better. You will all sing songs of praise to me and and give me the gifts that you are required to bring(nothing under $150), it'll be so much fun.
I know I'm required by law to post a 1000th post joke, but after typing all of that...I don't feel like it.
It's alright that you all can't make it to the party, that just means more pony rides and cute little balloon animals for me...But since you can't make it, you can start singing praises to me and reflection on my 1000 post here.