New Girlfriend
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New Girlfriend
I just recently lost my last one. She took her last breath up in Michigans UP. She was a 2000 F 150 XLT with a mannual 4.6 V8. She had over 334,000 miles when she died. It was a great truck that had seen many adventures. The new girlfriend will be comming to live with us in a couple of days. She is a 2006 F 250 Lariat Crew Cab 6.0. She is quite the looker. I hope she will she as many adventures as the old girl.
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lyrics to "gettin married to my pickup" by Rodney Carrington. it's a great tune.
im gettin married to my pickup truck
it doesn't leave me when im down on my luck
it doesn't shop at fancy stores or have a lawyer
or want a divorce
it doesn't care if I stay out late
it doesn't bitch about the money i make
we'll be together till the end
it won't sleep with my best friend
im gonna get down on one knee
and ask my truck if it'll marry me
i'll never drive another car
we'll honeymoon at the t itty bar
we're gonna have the time of our life
the exhaust pipes are tighter than my Ex-wife
you think im crazy, but listen to this
i can bring home a hooker and it won't get pissed no
wedding ring won't cost me a buck
when I get married to my pickup
pickup truck
im gettin married to my pickup truck
it doesn't leave me when im down on my luck
it doesn't shop at fancy stores or have a lawyer
or want a divorce
it doesn't care if I stay out late
it doesn't bitch about the money i make
we'll be together till the end
it won't sleep with my best friend
im gonna get down on one knee
and ask my truck if it'll marry me
i'll never drive another car
we'll honeymoon at the t itty bar
we're gonna have the time of our life
the exhaust pipes are tighter than my Ex-wife
you think im crazy, but listen to this
i can bring home a hooker and it won't get pissed no
wedding ring won't cost me a buck
when I get married to my pickup
pickup truck
