Burger Etiquette
May 19, 2006 | 09:12 PM
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From: Calgary Canada
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mil1ion
Mell fift moo vonted nee new mot veen foe msy ont vreing nee voo murger doints
That's what I keep trying to tell her!
May 19, 2006 | 09:13 PM
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From: Kansas City, KS
My fiancee is just as messy as I. Never felt like I ever had to impress her though. With those burgers I just go for it.
May 19, 2006 | 10:12 PM
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From: Indiana
How else are guys suposted to eat a good sized buger? heck i need someone who makes more of a mess then i do ROFLHO
May 19, 2006 | 10:28 PM
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From: Moscow ID
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Originally Posted by ryaneverk2
I never have that problem w/ an In-N-Out Burger double-double animal style.
haha!! you forgot the onions. The funny thing is that episode of CSI is on as I post this.
May 20, 2006 | 08:37 AM
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From: New Gretna, New Jersey
Etiquette is for girls. Go to town on the burger and let the meat fall where it may.
May 20, 2006 | 08:49 AM
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I forgot to mention that all my shirts look alike from eating (sadly even a couple of my FTE T-shirts)
But I can relate one thing.
After several years of being with each other, each person takes on attributes from the other through osmosis.
Michelle's top's now all resemble my t-shirts after she eats..... and " I have Pics "
Last edited by Mil1ion; May 20, 2006 at 08:53 AM .
May 20, 2006 | 08:31 PM
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From: more north than south
cut it in half,
1 bite,
2 bites
May 20, 2006 | 08:38 PM
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From: San Francisco, Ca.
"I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a Hamburger today"
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(J.Wellington Wimpy)
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May 20, 2006 | 09:03 PM
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From: McNairy county, TN.
Quote:
Originally Posted by ryaneverk2
I never have that problem w/ an In-N-Out Burger double-double animal style.
I grew up in SoCal, Ventura area, That is the one thing i miss the most, In N Out. Dang it, I slobbered onm the keyboard.
May 21, 2006 | 08:42 AM
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From: Kuna ID
Ya just gotta grab it and cram it in Animal house style. My wife is messier than me, I make a mess, but she add so much extra sauce, that it rains down from her burger creating a large lake of sauce on the wrappper that she uses to dip the burger back in. I wonder if she ever gets to taste the meat.
May 21, 2006 | 11:16 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dungeon_Master
I hear they are contemplating a quadruple burger with quadruple baccon and extra cheese.
And a quadruple bypass.
May 21, 2006 | 11:31 AM
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From: Travelers Rest SC
Burgers are like sex- If it's not a little messy, it probably isn't that good. Next they're gonna ask how to eat ribs w/ knife and fork!
May 22, 2006 | 09:14 AM
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From: GA
look her deep in the eyes, let out a loud belch and or fart and finish the burger
May 22, 2006 | 09:18 AM
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From: Damascus-Boring, Ore
FLgargoyle
May 22, 2006 | 12:48 PM
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From: Southern Louisiana
Quote:
Originally Posted by DainBramage
And a quadruple bypass.
They should set up some kind of incentive....something like after every 5 burgers get 75% off of an angiogram or something of the like.