Here are some fun with brand names of vehicles. Some good, some bad.

FORD
First on rust deterioration
first on recall
first on race day
Fix or repair daily
found on road dead
found on rubbish dump.
fast only rolling downhill
Friggin owner really dumb
Friggin overrated disaster
Forked over rebuilt Dodge

I know some of these sting but this one is the best.
""FOR ONLY RESPECTED DRIVERS.""

Here for GMC.
Garbage Made in Canada
Gay Mans Cheverolet
General Maintenance
Garbage Mans Companion
Got Mechanic Coming

Chevorlet
Can hear every valve rap on long extended trips
Cheap, hardly efficient, virtually runs on luck every time
Cracked heads every valve rattles, oil leaks every time.

Dodge
Don't overdrive gutless engines
Drips oil, drops grease everywhere
Damn old dirty gas eater.

I got sevral other vehicles, but this is a sample. Enjoy guys.

 

Some good ones in there

 

Hell of a good chuckle !!!

 

Two more about MOPAR... My Old Pig An`t Running or Mostly Old Parts And Rust.
Sorry Glen...but I just couldn`t resist.

 

I know this doesn't quite fit, but
GMC
CRAP!

 

Those are good, the only other one I came up with is Gutless Motor Company

 

Oh yeah, I almost forgot.... Great Mounds of CRAP!
What about ad slogans? Moves Like a Rock! Or What a Crock.
I'm sorry, but I had a long day training a new guy and I think I may be just a little silly tonight.?

 

Oldsmobile- Oh look darnit, some massive oil burning idiot leaks everything.
GMC- gotta make crap.
Fiat- Fix it again, Tony!

 

Lol that was funny man!

 

[QUOTE=Fullcrew7.3] Great Mounds of CRAP! Moves Like a Rock! Or What a Crock. QUOTE] Priceless....gotta love it!

 

Another GM Great Mistake

Buick: Big Ugly Indestuctable car killer.

Oldsmobile: Old Ladies Driving Slowly Makes Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buicks Irregular Leftover Equipment.

Saab: Send Another Automobile Back

Pontiac: Poor Old Neanderthal Thinks Its A Cadillac

VW: Virtually worthless

Honda: Had One Once, Never Did Again

Eagle: Eventually Another Great Legend Expires

I still have more written down. I love playing with these.

 

Lol

GMC- Gods mistake car

Any for International?

 

Nothing yet for International yet....

 

ACURA:
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America

AMC:
All Makes Combined
A Major Cost
A Mutated Car
A Morons Car
Another Major Catastrophe

AUDI:
Awfully Unsafe Designs Implemented
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.

BMW:
Big Mormon Wagon
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
Break My Window
Break My Windshield
Babbling Mechanical Wench
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Barely Moving Wreck
Big Money Waste
Big Money. Why?
Big Money Works
Born Moderately Wealthy
Breaks Most Wrenches
Bring More Wrenches
Brings Me Women
Brings More Women
Broken Money Waster
Broke My Wallet
Broken Monstrous Wonder
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck

BUICK:
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King

CHEVROLET:
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques

DODGE:
Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Dead Old Dog Going East
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive

EDSEL: Every Day Something Else Leaks

FIAT:
Failed Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It Again, Tony!
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation

FORD:
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
First On Race Day
First On Recall Day
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
Fails On Rainy Days
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
Fault Of R&D
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
Fireball On Rear Denting
First On Road to Dump
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
Flipping Over Results in Death
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
Foot On Road Decelerates
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
Formed Of Rejected DNA
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
Fork Over Repair Dough
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
Free Or Reduced Drastically
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
Funny Old Rattling Dump
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot

GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked

GM:
General Maintenance
Great Mistake
Garbage Motors
Generally Miserable
Grossly Misconceived
Gluteus Maximus

GMC:
Garage Man's Companion
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
Generally Mediocre Cars
Get More Chicks
Gets Mechanics Crazy
Gods Mechanical Curse
Got More Crap
Great Mountain Climber
Great Motor Car

GTO: Gas, Tires, Oil

HONDA:
Had One Never Did Again
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles

HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

INTERNATIONAL: I Need To Enter Right Now A The International Organisation of Needing A Life (I made this one up)

JEEP:
Just Eats Every Part
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
Just Empty Every Pocket

MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

MG: Money Guzzler

MGB: Might Go Backwards

MGF: Might Go Forward

MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate

MOPAR:
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
Most Often Passed At Races
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Move Over People Are Racing
Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
My Old Pig Ain't Running
My Only Problems Are Repairs

MUSTANG: Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good

OLDSMOBILE: Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

PINTO:
Put In Nickel To Operate
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook

PLYMOUTH: Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood

PONTIAC: Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac

PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

SAAB:
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
Shape Appears ***-Backwards

SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

TOYOTA:
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Torturous On Your Old Tired ***
The One You Ought To Avoid

TRIUMPH:
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!

VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW: Virtually Worthless

 

Dueller That is good. Some I don't have. Snowking will be proud you made one for International.
Will be copying some of these.