In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be???....)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's just a suggestion.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(and you thought?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(I'm taking this because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: say what?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to
(maybe even chuckle)...

****Blessed are the cracked: For it is they who let in the light*****

 

once again, if stupid was more painful less people would do it

 

Well for that we can thank all those idiots that search for and do all those idiotic actions just so they can sue the manufacturer companies.

 

Consider there was probably a lawsuit that generated each individual notice.

 

Unfortunately, the process of Natural Selection has been [Edited] which brings us to where we are today.




Due to my strong viewpoints and the controversial nature of this subject, I self edited my two-paragraph post for fear of an imminent flame war.

 

LOL rocket!!!

 

37 Kinder, Gentler Ways to Say Someone is Stupid

1. A few clowns short of a circus
2. A few fries short of a Happy Meal
3. An experiment in artificial stupidity
4. A few cans short of a six-pack
5. Dumber than a box of hair
6. A few peas short of a casserole
7. Doesn't have all his Cornflakes in one box
8. The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead
9. One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl
10. One taco short of a combo plate
11. A few feathers short of a whole duck
12. All fizz, no pop
13. The cheese slid off the cracker
14. Body by Fisher - Brains by Mattel
15. Has an IQ of 2 and it takes 3 to grunt
16. Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear
17. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
18. He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down
19. An intellect rivalled only by garden tools
20. As smart as bait
21. Chimney's clogged
22. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash
23. Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair
24. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor
25. Forgot to pay his brain bill
26. Her sewing machine's out of thread
27. His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels
28. His belt doesn't go through all the loops
29. If he had another brain it would be lonely
30. Missing a few buttons on his remote control
31. No grain in the silo
32. Receiver is off the hook
33. Several nuts short of a full pouch
34. Skylight leaks a little
35. Slinky's kinked
36. Too much yardage between the goal posts
37. Surfing in Nebraska

 

Here is my contribution.

A few slices short of a loaf
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer
Not the sharpest tool in the shed

 

I push the natural selection point aswell.
For those that dont get what we are getting at...pm me. ill fill you in.

But of course we are all stupid at one time...just not that stupid. I for myself. Jumped off a house, on to a trampoline. Dont remeber the rest. Apparently i lande don a stump...on my head. Which caused my neck to be injured. I had some fun pains for about 6 months

Yea.
Goose

 

just thought i'd add,

Not the smartest peanut in the turd.

 

Who was the poor fool who tried that? They only put those warnings on there after some idiot does it and sues their pants off for not putting a warning on there.

 

Let's not forget:
As sharp as a greased marble.
As bright as a burned out lightbulb.


And, I am very much in Rocket's corner on this one. Take the warning labels off of EVERYTHING!! Trust me. Only good can come of this!

 

dumber than a box of rocks.
nuttier than a squirrel in a pecan tree.
4 cents short of a nickle.
he couldn't find a sandwich in a lunch sack...........that he packed himself.
dimmer than a 3 watt light bulb.....................in a power outage.

 

Not the sharpest crayon in the box (nor the brightest color).

What about lawsuits filed by burglars when they get hurt robbing your home???

 

Undercover genious