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Old 01-26-2006, 05:22 AM
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Chuck norris ate a side of beef off a live cow, and then burped, this is known as 'the shot heard round the world'.

Chuck norris has only had to fill his bronco up with fuel once, at that time he did a roundhouse kick over the hood of the truck and said "next time it hits", his bronco hasn't used a drop of fuel since.
 
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http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1642842/

It's our hero Chuck Norris in action.
 
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LMFAO!!!!

I had no idea a cartoon like that even existed.
 
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