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From: Great State of Texas
Originally Posted by klatt_89
do you say before you do something stupid?
- Hey, this looks like it'll work.
- Is it dead?
- I am sure the power is off.
- You DOUBLE ding, dang dare me?
- I'm pretty smart.
- I DO.
- This cinder block will hold it up.
- Yes, I am sure that I put the plug in the boat.
- Don't worry dear, I know exactly where I am going.
- Don't worry dear, I know exactly what I am doing.
- Don't worry dear.
- I can find another job...no problem.
- I quit.
- That's why I have a 4X4.
Can't say what I say after the fact.
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From: Lindsborg, KS
before:
Hey, Watch This
Now why did i do that
This'll work
Sometimes i just walk away
How's this work
Hold this for a second
How did you do that
Let me try that
This'll look cool
C'mon, you know ya wanna try that
Don't worry, i know what i'm doing
I thought this was how ya do it
after:
How'd that happen
Woulda been funny if it wasn't me
*^*%$$%%#$$%%%
Why did i do that again
Laugh all ya want....it's not that funny
Where's the nearest doctor?
There are a few that i know, i'll post more as i think of them
Those are some good ones kw5413 and that's a good one dumptech. That is a nice one bigdaddyII.
Dustin
Hey, Watch This
Now why did i do that
This'll work
Sometimes i just walk away
How's this work
Hold this for a second
How did you do that
Let me try that
This'll look cool
C'mon, you know ya wanna try that
Don't worry, i know what i'm doing
I thought this was how ya do it
after:
How'd that happen
Woulda been funny if it wasn't me
*^*%$$%%#$$%%%
Why did i do that again
Laugh all ya want....it's not that funny
Where's the nearest doctor?
There are a few that i know, i'll post more as i think of them
Those are some good ones kw5413 and that's a good one dumptech. That is a nice one bigdaddyII.
Dustin
Last edited by klatt_89; Jan 19, 2006 at 01:25 PM.
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From: Northern CA
How much is that going to cost me?
Sounds good.
Why not?
What the he!!
Because I'm the dad.
Most likely response...the "S" word for poop.
b62
Sounds good.
Why not?
What the he!!
Because I'm the dad.
Most likely response...the "S" word for poop.
b62
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From: the side of a mountain
Originally Posted by lcampbell
Oh, C**P! This is going to hurt!
after it is done cant be posted on this site beacuse it is a family site and normally involves throwing the object that caused you injury.
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From: brooks a.b.
of course we will make it, it's a ford!
did you hear that!!!!!!
what do you mean the cell phone battery is dead.
i have never truely hit may breaking point, but sometimes i just have to laugh at myself.
did you hear that!!!!!!
what do you mean the cell phone battery is dead.
i have never truely hit may breaking point, but sometimes i just have to laugh at myself.
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From: Lindsborg, KS
So, you have a MerCruiser boat engine in that, did that make you think you could skid across that mud puddle full of water?
Say what, nuh uh, i wanna try.
Trust me, I've done this before....
Just hold this for a second, i'll be right back
Wana see how tall you are gunna be.. (shop joke)
It didn't say it was flammable.....
What, hey, let me try that stunt....followed by ouch
What, no, you mean you forgot your cell?
No pain no gain they say
Ouch, you're supposed to hit that, not me you ************.....
I can do better then taht
This is how you do.......... (ends up you hurtin yourself)
Whats safety?
Say what, nuh uh, i wanna try.
Trust me, I've done this before....
Just hold this for a second, i'll be right back
Wana see how tall you are gunna be.. (shop joke)
It didn't say it was flammable.....
What, hey, let me try that stunt....followed by ouch
What, no, you mean you forgot your cell?
No pain no gain they say
Ouch, you're supposed to hit that, not me you ************.....
I can do better then taht
This is how you do.......... (ends up you hurtin yourself)
Whats safety?