help for shyness
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help for shyness
Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila®.
Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila® can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Tequila® almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome
any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila®.
Tequila® may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila®. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.
Tequila®. Leave Shyness Behind.(tm)
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila®.
Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila® can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Tequila® almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome
any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila®.
Tequila® may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila®. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.
Tequila®. Leave Shyness Behind.(tm)
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From: Tampa Bay, FL USA
Tequila is only appropriate in treating certain residents of the Midwest, West and South. Most of us Northeasterners have found a far better remedy with a daily regimen of Scotch.
Scotch. When Tequila Just Won't Cut It.
Scotch. When Tequila Just Won't Cut It.
The Pacifier
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From: Cloverdale, BC
Aw man, at my work Christmas party, I almost made a coworker puke. You know how you're "supposed" to take it with salt and a lime, well, we called the guy a puss. So he manned up and took it the right way. Then I made him lick his lips afterward. His eyes watered, and his cheeks puffed out, but managed to keep it down.
Gotta love those tequila rookies.
Gotta love those tequila rookies.
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From: Right Behind You
Originally Posted by donjamer
The bottles should come with a warning that objects may appear sexier after a few drinks LOL.
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More Turbo
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From: colorado
I thought it was someone posting that really had a problem with shyness and I was going to suggest Jack Daniels...great for over coming shyness but you may have some of the same allergic reactions. *breaking out in hand cuffs!* heh heh heeee o-boy!that was cool!
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From: cape may county NJ
I got a bottle of mezcal that was given to me ten yrs ago has the worm in it ,my friend say let me have the worm I hand them the bottle and say drink it and its yours.Ten yrs later about 3/4 of the bottle gone still has the worm.
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From: westside of jax.fl.
Sorry dont do the tequila my prescribtion is Jack daniels.But I can never remember what happens for like 2 days then it all comes back.I remember when I was younger I had a 91 mustang gt I loved that car every time I would get my drink on in the middle of the night I would sleep walk and get in car and go to sleep and never figure out how I got there my wife says I loved that car a little to much.Man I miss her!(the car)appreciate ya!still got the wife!
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From: just outside of Phila.
Originally Posted by surewhynot
I've tried it. Tequila worked wonders for me until i had an allergic reaction. I broke out in handcuffs!
My personal ice breaker is scotch, but whiskey will always do. I'm not too big a fan of tequila unless it's clear, and I've had Mezcal before...I should've just cut out the middle man and threw the bottle and dinner in the toilet before hand.
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From: Near the trees
The best tequila is 100% blue agave. Not the blended stuff like Jose Cuervo. I spend alot of time down in Mexico and I've never seen a local drinking Jose. IMHO, it all tastes good going down, it's the coming back up part that I don't like