some thoughts for 2006
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some thoughts for 2006
Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible
rate at which one can die.
Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If
you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for
a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see One tumble down the stairs.
Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid
someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the
weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two
hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the
world weird. Now the world is weird and people take
Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006:
We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is
located among the millions and millions of cows in AMERICA AND CANADA, but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.
Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
HAPPY NEW YEAR YALL!!!
Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible
rate at which one can die.
Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If
you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for
a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see One tumble down the stairs.
Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid
someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the
weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two
hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the
world weird. Now the world is weird and people take
Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006:
We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is
located among the millions and millions of cows in AMERICA AND CANADA, but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.
Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
HAPPY NEW YEAR YALL!!!
Last edited by tjc transport; Dec 31, 2005 at 05:20 PM.
First good chuckle of the new year! 
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