Subject: Fw: Saskatchewanisms



> A guy from Regina passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
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> How do you know when you're staying in a Moose Jaw hotel?
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> When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."
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> How can you tell if a Saskatoon redneck is married?
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> There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
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> Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Kindersley to 32?
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> It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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> What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Saskatchewan?
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> Documentaries.
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> Where was the toothbrush invented? Swift Current.
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> If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush.
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> An RCMP officer pulls over a pickup on the Trans Canada and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?" and the driver replies "Bout wut?"
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> Did you hear about the $3 million Saskatchewan Lottery?
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> The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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> The Premier’s mansion in Regina burned down!
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> Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss, too. Both books - POOF - up in flames and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.
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> A new law was recently passed in Saskatchewan. When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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> A guy walks into a bar in Prince Albert and orders a mudslide.
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> The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here are ya?"
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> "No," replies the man, "I'm from Winnipeg".
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> The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya do in Winnipeg?"
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> "I'm a taxidermist," said the man.
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> The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?"
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> "The man says, "I mount animals".
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> The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar... "It's okay boys, he's one of us!"

 

LOL dennis those are hilarious
I spent 26 years in the biggest Saskatchewan city (Calgary) and I've met every one of those people

 

Why is it so windy in Saskatchewan? Cause Alberta Sucks, and Manitoba blows.

 

You forgot about all the hot air in the east.

 

haha funny stuff

 

Yeah I only use my brakes in my pickup truk when I feel like it or to miss hitting my hunting dog.

 

brakes... which pedal is that...?

 

If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 36
inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food
will swim by, you may live in Saskatchewan.

If you instinctively walk like a penguin for six months out
of the year, you may live in Saskatchewan.

If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the
middle of his forehead, you may live in Saskatchewan.

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you
may live in Saskatchewan.

If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with
someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Saskatchewan.

YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE Saskatchewanian when:

1. "Vacation" means going South past Regina for the
weekend.
2. You measure distance in hours.
3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than
once
4. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and
then back again.
5. You can drive 110 kph through 2 feet of snow during a
raging blizzard, without flinching
6. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a
snowsuit.
7. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are
filledwith snow.
8. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still
winter and road construction.
9. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer
next to your blue spruce.
10. Down South to you means Regina ...
11. Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.
12. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
13. You find 0 degrees "a little chilly."
14. You actually understand these jokes, and you forward
them to all your Saskatchewan friends

 

Those last ones stuart, are priceless! And scarey enough they are mostly true!

 

Price less Staurt1.

 

Yeah stuart I found 2,3,6,7,10 most true in my case. I've known guys to hunt their deer by hitting them than shooting them. Gets expensive to replace your grill each time.

 

Speaking of that 66, I have a few friends that have a prettty nice set of horns from deer they have hit!