Biggest Kill ever
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Originally Posted by t_dickie
Started a Neon down a bad road once, I backed into it in the parking lot with our old 93 F-350 dually. Did around $3500 in damage to the car, I just wiped the red paint off the hitch on the truck.
I whooped some guy in an Acura Integra once with a 01 Dakota 4.7L Man thats a fast engine, walk all over a stock 5.3L Chebby or the 5.4L. Anyway, I passed this guy goin down the street, and he thought it was a challenge, so he chased me around for about 15 blocks, until we both hit a red. He figured he'd walk all over me, but no, he was the one bailin out at the next light in embarassment. He had that thing turned inside out too, but just couldn't keep up.
I walked all over a guy with a v8 in his S-10 with my Intruder. Knew I would, there are very few cars out there that can accelerate quicker than a motorcycle.
Worst death I had was with my old Ranger. Thought I'd race a car full of girls one night. Take off from the light, go through 1st, 2nd, then blow the shift into third. So I stop at the light with a car load of the fairer sex laughin at me. Didn't do the ego too good, so I figured I could take them this time. So what do I do? Blow the shift into 3rd again.
Trevor
I whooped some guy in an Acura Integra once with a 01 Dakota 4.7L Man thats a fast engine, walk all over a stock 5.3L Chebby or the 5.4L. Anyway, I passed this guy goin down the street, and he thought it was a challenge, so he chased me around for about 15 blocks, until we both hit a red. He figured he'd walk all over me, but no, he was the one bailin out at the next light in embarassment. He had that thing turned inside out too, but just couldn't keep up.
I walked all over a guy with a v8 in his S-10 with my Intruder. Knew I would, there are very few cars out there that can accelerate quicker than a motorcycle.
Worst death I had was with my old Ranger. Thought I'd race a car full of girls one night. Take off from the light, go through 1st, 2nd, then blow the shift into third. So I stop at the light with a car load of the fairer sex laughin at me. Didn't do the ego too good, so I figured I could take them this time. So what do I do? Blow the shift into 3rd again.
Trevor
Biggest kill: '95 dodge 318 extended cab long box full of kids by an '05 F-150 screw 5.4L-half throttle kept up with them givin 'er from a red
Biggest death: SRT-10 quad cab, looked like a hemi to me because it was night while I was in the same 5.4L...you know the rest...
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Biggest kill: The mall security guard's CRV. I don't know what we were thinking, just gunned it around a corner right in front of them.
Biggest death: It was truely sad... I got passed by a school bus off the line. We weren't racing, but I was taking off as I normally do when I'm not racing.
Biggest death: It was truely sad... I got passed by a school bus off the line. We weren't racing, but I was taking off as I normally do when I'm not racing.
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Biggest kill: Hmmm....gonna go back a few years to when I took an 80's Firebird in my beat up 86 300ZX. It had just rained, and we lined up at a light. When the light went green, I nailed it and so did he...and we went nowhere. The speedo was going nuts, I was bouncing off the rev limiter, but we were not moving at all. I finally grabbed some traction and took off, he was close but I was pulling about half a car length each gear. He was cool about it though, we both were laughing about the burnouts when we hit the next light.
Biggest Death: I was absolutely walked on by my friend's WS6 Twin Turbo TransAm while riding my 700 Honda Interceptor. I pulled until he got it into second and hit the boost, then I heard the turbos spool up and the cutouts start roaring...and he was just gone, like he had gotten a bump draft from the space shuttle. Made me feel like I was on a moped. Apparantly that thing is killer from a roll, once he can get grip.
And...biggest (or oddest) thing I ever hit...a snapping turtle. It was a big one, don't know exactly how big, but big enough to launch the back end of my old 300ZX into the air about a foot at least. Yeah, apparantly they don't move that fast when a car is coming at them! Lesson learned though. Next time, I'll just swerve around it.
Biggest Death: I was absolutely walked on by my friend's WS6 Twin Turbo TransAm while riding my 700 Honda Interceptor. I pulled until he got it into second and hit the boost, then I heard the turbos spool up and the cutouts start roaring...and he was just gone, like he had gotten a bump draft from the space shuttle. Made me feel like I was on a moped. Apparantly that thing is killer from a roll, once he can get grip.
And...biggest (or oddest) thing I ever hit...a snapping turtle. It was a big one, don't know exactly how big, but big enough to launch the back end of my old 300ZX into the air about a foot at least. Yeah, apparantly they don't move that fast when a car is coming at them! Lesson learned though. Next time, I'll just swerve around it.
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Well, Ive never won a race, but I have gotten smoked a few times.
My biggest death: rolled up next to a 05 vette, and reved my engine...didn't pass me like I was standing still, passed me like I was in reverse.
also, some lowered, junk, primer paint job chevy, prolly mid 90's with a V6 and massive dual exhaust tips, i mean atleast 4"-5" tips. Pulled up next to him at a red light and reved my engine, just cause his truck was so "ghey". Well it was side-by-side until I hit 40 mph and let off, since we were in a 35. He kept going and got pulled over about a mile ahead. Kinda lost but kinda didnt at the same time. His cool tricked out bow-tie couldn't beat a beat up Ford with high way gears and a tractor motor...
My biggest death: rolled up next to a 05 vette, and reved my engine...didn't pass me like I was standing still, passed me like I was in reverse.
also, some lowered, junk, primer paint job chevy, prolly mid 90's with a V6 and massive dual exhaust tips, i mean atleast 4"-5" tips. Pulled up next to him at a red light and reved my engine, just cause his truck was so "ghey". Well it was side-by-side until I hit 40 mph and let off, since we were in a 35. He kept going and got pulled over about a mile ahead. Kinda lost but kinda didnt at the same time. His cool tricked out bow-tie couldn't beat a beat up Ford with high way gears and a tractor motor...
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Schmids4.9l- My biggest death: rolled up next to a 05 vette, and reved my engine...didn't pass me like I was standing still, passed me like I was in reverse.
that's been happening a lot these days.
that's been happening a lot these days.
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From: Elkhart IN
Originally Posted by Schmids4.9l
My biggest death: rolled up next to a 05 vette, and reved my engine...didn't pass me like I was standing still, passed me like I was in reverse.
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From: SW VA
Biggest win: Smoked a V6 Caviler and a 240SX with my 4.0 Aerostar! Pretty dang hilarious when a pimped-out ricer gets owned by a mini-van
Biggest death: Killed Bambi. Literally. Flattened that little fawn like a pancake.
Pretty dang hilarious when a pimped-out ricer gets owned by a mini-van Biggest death: Killed Bambi. Literally. Flattened that little fawn like a pancake.
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