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Old Oct 21, 2005 | 02:03 PM
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Famous last words...

Inspired by Greywolf's thread, If you knew you were dying - what would you say?


Famous Last Words:

"Hold my beer... I'm fixin to hammerdown!"
 
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Old Oct 21, 2005 | 02:34 PM
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My last words will be on the T-shirt I'm wearing in the coffin:
"WHO FARTED?"
Pic of wife after I made that request ->
What can I say, I've always been know for my twisted humor.

Stryder
 
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Old Oct 21, 2005 | 03:16 PM
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famous last words will probably be
What do you mean I can't make it?
or What do you mean it's not possible
and lastly "Dang I am out of bullets"
 
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Old Oct 21, 2005 | 03:26 PM
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"Where am I going, and what am I doing in this handbasket?"
 
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Old Oct 21, 2005 | 04:10 PM
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My famous last words would be.

Dear I am kicking that nasty habbit finaly.
You know the one you hate.

That horrible breathing in and out.
Wasn't by my choice.
 
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Old Oct 21, 2005 | 04:38 PM
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"I've worked with C4 for many years....."
 
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Old Oct 21, 2005 | 04:57 PM
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"Nah, that bull NEVER charges anybody. Gimme that lead rope and open the trailer door."
 
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Old Oct 21, 2005 | 05:25 PM
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I've mixed fire and gas plenty of times, what could possibly go wrong?
 
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Old Oct 21, 2005 | 05:46 PM
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Last words....

Hey guys, watch this!
 
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Old Oct 21, 2005 | 05:46 PM
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Hey Yall, Watch This!!!!!
 
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Old Oct 21, 2005 | 05:52 PM
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Hey Yall, Watch This!!!!!
you forgot the first part here hold my beer
 
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Old Oct 21, 2005 | 05:58 PM
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In a drunken slur" &@*% off I cant do this, I swear I've seen this done hundreds of times!"
 

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Old Oct 21, 2005 | 06:50 PM
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You're married?!!
 
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Old Oct 21, 2005 | 07:02 PM
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"One more time!"
 
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