What kind of strange experience have you folks have had?


I had the strangest one I ever had tonight.

I was groped by 3 gorgous women in the Super-Walmart tonight.

I was so dumbfounded that I didn't know what to do, except stand there & enjoy the stange occurance. I should have gotten their numbers, but it happened so quickly then they were gone.

 

Did you still have your wallet when they left?

 

Still had my wallet. Nobody wants that empty thing anyhow.

 

that would NEVER happen around here, so it'd be EXTREMELY strange...

 

What, don't they have gorgous women in the windy city?

This I beleive was alcohol induced. The smell of Bud was everywhere & I have'nt drank since the night before.

 

A while back I had a cop follow me late one night (early morning). Had no real reason to worry, but i wanted to be rid of him, so I turned off the main road onto suburban side streets. He follows me around in circles (for real) and I start to wonder just what is going on. Finally pulls me over. Admits he is from out of town looking for the jail to run some kind of errand. Insisted to his boss he knew where he was going. Didn't want to call said boss to admit he was lost. Asks for directions. Is told he is in wrong town.

 

You don't want to know about our strange experiences. You just want to brag about being groped by THREE gorgeous women!

-Matt

 

I had my head petted by 2 1/2 gorgeous women once...

A girl hugged me once...

I had 7 girls in my (truck) bed once...

That's about it

 

I got you beat, i had the whole cheerleading team and girls soccer team(soccer chicks HOTTTTT at my school) on a 30Ft deckover hooked to my truck for the homecoming parade last year.

I was dating a chick on the Varisty Cheerleading team.

Around here there are NEVER any good looking girls at walmart, just middle aged moms in moomoo's

DT

 

Your wallet is empty? Oh, your married then .

My strangest experience was a half dream half reality situation. I had a dream one night in which a friend of mine looked me in the eye and said: "Steve, I have breast cancer." That is all she said. The dream was very vivid and it woke me up. A week later, to the day, I heard on the evening news that she did have breast cancer. That freaked me out. Fortunately she is OK.

A few weeks ago I had a dream in which I saw this strange building in Seattle that had been damaged in a 1964 earthquake. The dream was so real I got up thinking I had known about that building for years. I punched it's name into Google and nothing came up. Then I began to realize it was all a dream.

-1bigsteve (o:

 

The walmarts here are pretty sad for good looking chicks too! Remind me to come check out the one there sometime though!

 

Well, you can always look for chicks here in my local grocery store. There all about 70-80, wear night gowns, slippers and curlers . Of course you have to get there by about 11:00PM when these hot babes show up. Hey, I'm only half kidding .

-1bigsteve (o:

 

Does this count as a strange experience?

One time I was walking a stream in Alaska, looking at some dead salmon that were shreaded.

Kind of daydreaming as I was walking when I notice that the shreaded fish seemed to be real fresh.

Then I heard what sounded to be like a low grunt sound and the bushes rattling.

So I back tracked , real quick.

Could have been a Grizzly.

I didn't want to find out.

 

Last January, I went to Vermont to go skiing for the weekend. We went to a bar one night around the corner from the lodge, and read a sign for "Spamski" being in town. Had no idea. We go into the bar, and 4 women, ranging from 20s to 50s show up in really tight latex mini-skirts. The oldest one was in all black and had a whip. They sold all kinds of appetizers, but they were all made with spam. As I was sitting at the bar, enjoying my beer, watching some TV, I hear..."Yeah, him, that's the one." and a chuckle. It was my good buddy...he sold me out. The 50 something dominatrix looking woman comes over with her whip, asks me if I've been bad, whips me, and makes me chug my beer out. Then she grabbed my butt...not quite bragging about that either. Definitely strange.

I was once in Chicago (I will vouche for the women there...there were a lot of beautiful girls downtown) and met a guy who owned a bar. He took us out all night, we didn't pay for a thing. We were treated like kings, and so was he...doors opened, everyone knew his name and gave us looks...3 schmoes from Philly this guy decided to befriend. At one point, we thanked him for taking such good care of us, and he laughed, "you guys have no idea who I even am" and proceeded to drive us to a strip club hidden away behind what looked like a cement factory. That was starting to get real bizarre before we saw the neon lights. Ended up being an incredible time though.

I'm full of them though....in fact, this weekend was one for the books...I'm still just trying to tie together details.

Bah...that was 1,000 posts. Sorry though....all of my jokes will get Ken on my case pretty fast. I'll think of something.

 

Inquiring minds want to know - what do you mean by 'groped'? Was this a group groping, or were these sequential gropings? And if the tables were turned, would they be filing charges instead of bragging to their buds?