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Old Sep 6, 2005 | 09:18 PM
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Hi Guys!

I am the new Escape Moderator. You can call me Beast, Mr. Beast, Matt or just "Hey Canadian". I pop in here from time to time just to check this place out. I am not too knowledgable with the Escapes but I do have a Focus.

If you have any questions do not hesitate to ask.

-Matt
 
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Old Sep 6, 2005 | 10:03 PM
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All you Escape Guys and Gals be sort of nice to Matt...
He has a wan-be Escape......
 
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Old Sep 7, 2005 | 06:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Beast12
I am not too knowledgable with the Escapes but I do have a Focus.
I have a '63 Mini...
Does that qualify too?

In all seriousness, you will do a good job here.
 
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Old Sep 7, 2005 | 09:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Beast12
I am not too knowledgable with the Escapes but I do have a Focus.

Sorry, maybe we'll convince you to upgrade.
 
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Old Sep 10, 2005 | 01:17 AM
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Actually, he's pretty tough. You can feel free to kick him around a bit, he can take it. Don't laugh at his Focus though, that ticks him off!
 
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Old Sep 10, 2005 | 05:42 AM
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Ya, it makes me go in the corner and cry like a little baby. Then it causes me to think about stuff I shouldn't...Now how can I get back at Dan?

-Matt
 
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Old Sep 10, 2005 | 10:50 AM
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You'll find a way...I have faith in you!
 
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Old Nov 13, 2005 | 08:31 PM
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Well, I guess I can unsticky this.

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Hi Guys!

I am not too knowledgable with the Escapes but I do have a Focus.



-Matt

Two southern ladies were picking cotton in a large cotton field. A famous photographer came by and want to get a photo of the ladies for his latest gallery. He asked them if he could take their picture in the field. The said okay and both of them stood in front of a cotton plant. The photographer was composing the photo and getting closer and closer to the two women. One of the ladies asked the other what he was doing, she told her "he just wants to focus", the other lady said " poop, I thought he just wanted to take our picture"...

pretty bad attempt at humor..
 
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Old Nov 14, 2005 | 07:54 PM
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One of the ladies asked the other what he was doing, she told her "he just wants to focus", the other lady said " poop, I thought he just wanted to take our picture"...

pretty bad attempt at humor..
A girlfriend's mom told me that one almost 30 years ago. But the last line was - Both of us?

Every time I see a Focus I think of it.
 
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