Trucker jokes
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I went thru a DOT insp.at a Tenn. chicken house and got a ticket for not having my nuts covered
Whats the diff. between Jb Hunt and schnieder?
2 gallons of paint
How do chicken haulers get rid of there kids when they get home?
tells them he threw 100 chicken lights out in the yard
werner truck-weinney wagon
schneider-pumpkin truck
jb hunt- O SH@T he's backin-up!!!
Whats the diff. between Jb Hunt and schnieder?
2 gallons of paint
How do chicken haulers get rid of there kids when they get home?
tells them he threw 100 chicken lights out in the yard
werner truck-weinney wagon
schneider-pumpkin truck
jb hunt- O SH@T he's backin-up!!!
Last edited by chaser1602; Aug 9, 2005 at 09:25 AM.
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From: East Texas
Got this one by email several years ago.....always thought it was good.
A Trucker's Breakfast
A young man at his first job as a waiter in a diner has a large trucker sit down at the counter and order, "Gimme 3 flat tires and a couple of headlights."
Bewildered he goes to the kitchen and tells the cook, "I think this guy's in the wrong store, look at what he ordered!"
The cook says, "He wants 3 pancakes & 2 eggs sunny-side up."
The waiter takes a bowl of beans to the trucker.
He looks at it and growls, "What's this? I didn't order this!"
The young man tells him, "The cook says that while you're waiting for your parts you might as well gas up!"
A Trucker's Breakfast
A young man at his first job as a waiter in a diner has a large trucker sit down at the counter and order, "Gimme 3 flat tires and a couple of headlights."
Bewildered he goes to the kitchen and tells the cook, "I think this guy's in the wrong store, look at what he ordered!"
The cook says, "He wants 3 pancakes & 2 eggs sunny-side up."
The waiter takes a bowl of beans to the trucker.
He looks at it and growls, "What's this? I didn't order this!"
The young man tells him, "The cook says that while you're waiting for your parts you might as well gas up!"
i ain't rite
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From: Marlboro Mental Hospital.
how do you say J.B.Hunt in german???
SCHNEIDER!!! Or WERNER!!!
this is always good for a cb fight on the jersey pike in the early morning( 2-3 am) when you see one of them .
SCHNEIDER!!! Or WERNER!!!
this is always good for a cb fight on the jersey pike in the early morning( 2-3 am) when you see one of them .
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From: Western Pa
Where I work, we get a truckload of shavings every couple months, which we unload well over 1000 plastic-wrapped bales of wood shavings by hand onto pallets. The company is based out of Canada and I think every driver they have is French, because they can't drive for crap, plus they're really hard to understand.
Anywho, the company is called "Rip-O-Bec"
That's funny just by itself.
Anywho, the company is called "Rip-O-Bec"
That's funny just by itself.
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From: Lynchburg Virginia.
A guy gets off a plane in Texas, while walking thru the airport he meets an old cowhand waiting for a ride. "What you all dressed up as sonny?" "why I'm dressed as a cowboy sir, don't you see my striped cowboy shirt, my big silver belt buckel, and my bluejeans?" " Yea but where's your pointy toed boots?" " Sir I said I wanted to look like a cowboy, NOT A TRUCK DRIVER!"