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May 12, 2005 | 11:45 PM

#16

four-sixty-power

Fleet Mechanic

Joined: Feb 2005

Posts: 1,782

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From: Lower Mainland B.C.

The Best One:

Chews Heads, Eats Valves Rusts Out Lousy Elapsed Times

May 13, 2005 | 06:03 AM

#17

wiseguy

Elder User

Joined: Jun 2004

Posts: 540

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From: Northern MD

DODGE - Drops Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere.

May 13, 2005 | 06:06 AM

#18

MrOldV8

Elder User

Joined: Apr 2003

Posts: 916

Likes: 1

From: SouthWest Ohio

I like;

Chevy=Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Runs On Leftover Engine Technology

MR

Last edited by Torque1st; May 13, 2005 at 10:20 PM. Reason: GMC=Gay Man's Chevrolet

May 13, 2005 | 07:51 AM

#19

RL_F150

Junior User

Joined: Feb 2004

Posts: 59

Likes: 0

From: Columbus, OH

FORD: Found Often Reliably Driving

TRIUMPH: This Really Is Unreliable Man--Please Help!

NISSAN: "Never" I Said, "Send Another Near"

FERRARI: Formed Enzo's Reputation--Really A Racecar Incognito

YUGO: You're Underpowered--Get Over!

May 13, 2005 | 02:12 PM

#20

Cruiseomatic

Posting Guru

Joined: Nov 2003

Posts: 1,858

Likes: 1

From: Dark side of the sun.

Dodge:
Dem' Old Dudes Go Everywhere

May 13, 2005 | 02:51 PM

#21

teepee542

Senior User

Joined: Jun 2004

Posts: 113

Likes: 0

Peice
Of
Nasty
Trash
Isn't
A
Car

May 13, 2005 | 08:47 PM

#22

TigerDan

Hotshot

Joined: May 2004

Posts: 12,170

Likes: 5

From: The hills of No. Calif.

Surprised I haven't seen this one yet:

Dodge: Dead Or Dying Gas Eater

Or, another twist on Fiat: Fix It Again Tomorrow

-TD

May 13, 2005 | 09:45 PM

#23

xltlariat87

Senior User

Joined: Mar 2004

Posts: 217

Likes: 1

From: southwestern,pa

mopar-made of putty and rust
amc-almost manufactured correctly

Last edited by xltlariat87; May 13, 2005 at 09:47 PM.

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May 13, 2005 | 10:25 PM

#24

00BlueOvalRanger

Logistics Pro

Joined: Nov 2004

Posts: 4,562

Likes: 2

From: Southern MD

GM - Get Mechanic

Dodge - Dead On Delivery - Go Easy

Ok . . I'm equal opportunity. . .

Ford - Flippin Old Rebuilt Dodge

(OK, OK, don't throw too many rocks at me! I'm just kiddin'!)

EDIT: Doh!!! Mopar - My Old Plymouth Ain't Running

May 15, 2005 | 10:06 PM

#25

drumlinecowboy

Thread Starter

Senior User

Joined: Mar 2004

Posts: 284

Likes: 0

From: Slippery Rock University

Blue oval...the scary thing is i work @ 4 mopar as a lot attendant. still park my Ford right infront of the dealership... neway... 1/2 of em have been sittin so long that their batteries really are dead esp the chryslers. jeeps tend to go much quicker but they still are mopar...

May 15, 2005 | 10:34 PM

#26

gangaspeed

New User

Joined: Apr 2005

Posts: 6

Likes: 0

From: maryville

mopar-mostly old parts and rust

my boss told me one time look at that they circled and highlighted the problem for ya right from the get go

now i have somethin to say back to him