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Old Oct 31, 2001 | 10:03 AM
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SECURITY ISSUE & WARNING: We've been notified by Building Security that there have been 4 suspected terrorists working at our office. Three of the four have been apprehended. Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, and Bin Drinkin have been taken into custody. Security advised us that they could find no one fitting the description of the fourth cell member, Bin Workin, in the office. Police are confident that anyone who looks like he's Bin Workin will be very easy to spot.
 
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Old Oct 31, 2001 | 10:40 AM
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Latest news: External security just caught a double agent in the staff smoking area.

It turns out "Bin Smokin" was an alias for "Bin Gripin".

Also note: Due to public outcry "Recycle Bin" was released due to mistaken identity
 
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Old Oct 31, 2001 | 10:59 AM
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The office snoop who ratted on them, turned out to be "Has Bin".
"Bin Showinuplate", "Bin Foolinaround" and "Bin Outtolunch2long" are laying low until security relaxes again.
 
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Old Oct 31, 2001 | 03:28 PM
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Update: 2 more identified at the local gas station...

The Radiator/Air Conditioning specialist, "Bin Chillin", and the the lead mechanic.
He made the fatal error of using a 12 point wrench on a stuck (semi-rounded) starter bolt, and came out from under the truck cursing in several languages, and cupping his wrench hand knuckles with his other hand. When later questioned, he admitted to: "Bin Hurtin"....

*lol*

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