"TRACTOR" humor -
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"TRACTOR" humor -
I was just down at the local store (and bait shop...) spending change from my cuss jar on some cigarettes and beer, and the kid behind the register counted off the price & pushed the rest of the change back to me.
I said "Hmm, I wonder if there's any particular color back-hoe I should buy with all this money?" (joking).
The fella piped up with "Purple!"
I guess it was the ring in his ear - I shot back: "What kinda tractor would that be, a 'JOHN QUEERE'???"...
I said "Hmm, I wonder if there's any particular color back-hoe I should buy with all this money?" (joking).
The fella piped up with "Purple!"
I guess it was the ring in his ear - I shot back: "What kinda tractor would that be, a 'JOHN QUEERE'???"...
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Originally Posted by Scott Fraser
Komatsu makes a purple mini excavator. http://www.machinerytrader.com/listi...524F552D0EADC5
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[QUOTE=Scott Fraser]Komatsu makes a purple mini excavator. http://www.machinerytrader.com/listings/forsale/detail.asp?OHID=4449443&guid=D15927A12DF74C8FA1524 F552D0EADC5[/QUOTE]
it's not purple, it's LAVENDER!
but that's even worse.
it's not purple, it's LAVENDER!
but that's even worse.
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