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I was just down at the local store (and bait shop...) spending change from my cuss jar on some cigarettes and beer, and the kid behind the register counted off the price & pushed the rest of the change back to me.
I said "Hmm, I wonder if there's any particular color back-hoe I should buy with all this money?" (joking).
The fella piped up with "Purple!"
I guess it was the ring in his ear - I shot back: "What kinda tractor would that be, a 'JOHN QUEERE'???"...
That's a good one wolf... I'd like to see a purple tractor... Little brother had the misfortune of using of those mini-machines... The thing got stuck in a 1/4 inch of mud.....