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Old Nov 8, 2001 | 10:38 PM
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Old Nov 12, 2001 | 10:17 AM
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[updated:LAST EDITED ON 12-Nov-01 AT 11:18 AM (EST)]I am none in my nieghborhood as the community mechanic.
When a nieghbor approached me with a job of removing a 292 inline 6
from his 64 chevy pick-up and installing a 350. I took the job and he knew it would cost him $300.00 and he had to supply the beer well no problem. I startted the work and he bought the beer and paid in full up front. we went to the junk yard and picked up the motor and along the way to the yard he was making Ford jokes and that same morning my other nieghbor's Blazer was getting towed home i asked him what happened and his chevy decided to blow 3 rods going tdown the freeway
I had to laugh so there I went back to the junkyard and picked up another replacement 350 well to make a long storie short I told these 2 brainwashed chevy fans that i better not hear anymore Ford jokes cuz my Ford has hauled nothing but chevy parts in it so far
 
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Old Nov 12, 2001 | 10:50 AM
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[updated:LAST EDITED ON 12-Nov-01 AT 11:56 AM (EST)]http://www.clubfte.com/users/greywolf/woofy.gif

You're a FORD mech, and you're getting engines from a scrapyard?

Cover your back, dude!

The one you put in that way is the next one likely to blow
 
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Old Nov 13, 2001 | 11:11 AM
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NO MORE FORD JOKES

the scrap yard engines were for the chevy's not my Ford
 
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