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Did you ever?
Did you ever think you could just sit outside by your BIG Black BEAUTIFUL Truck and just enjoy it's site?
Well last night I was thirsty so I grabbed me a BIG 12oz refreshment type drink (LOL) and grabbed a Lawn Chair and just sit out by this truck in my driveway and just said: Now that's a BEAUTY!
Well after 30 minutes the boss (Wife) came outside and asked what I was doing, so I told her that I was just admiring my truck in it's almost done state.
Let me say fellas - she got very P**SED at me. Her words: You love that D*** truck more than me and went inside.
Well after about 3 minutes I figured I would kiss the new LOVE of my life goodnight and go work on the misses. Everything is OK now (LOL) but when she goes out of town tonight for 4 days the affair starts right back up (LMAO)!
Me - Blkbuty and BLight!
Moral of the story is: Make sure Momma gets hers too (Or Daddy for those Women who drive these awesome machines)
Well last night I was thirsty so I grabbed me a BIG 12oz refreshment type drink (LOL) and grabbed a Lawn Chair and just sit out by this truck in my driveway and just said: Now that's a BEAUTY!
Well after 30 minutes the boss (Wife) came outside and asked what I was doing, so I told her that I was just admiring my truck in it's almost done state.
Let me say fellas - she got very P**SED at me. Her words: You love that D*** truck more than me and went inside.
Well after about 3 minutes I figured I would kiss the new LOVE of my life goodnight and go work on the misses. Everything is OK now (LOL) but when she goes out of town tonight for 4 days the affair starts right back up (LMAO)!
Me - Blkbuty and BLight!
Moral of the story is: Make sure Momma gets hers too (Or Daddy for those Women who drive these awesome machines)
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yup, I can relate...last summer when I first got "Big Black" (04 Black Supercab FX4), I would sit on my deck eating a burger, drinking a corona, admiring my beauty....then the other beauty would call me to come watch TV with her on the couch.
All winter Big Black has been dirty, sitting in the carport. Spring is coming, those days of watching from my deck are not long away.
I definitely can relate.
-Mrshark
All winter Big Black has been dirty, sitting in the carport. Spring is coming, those days of watching from my deck are not long away.
I definitely can relate.
-Mrshark
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Man, you are so right! I Get into little spats every now and then with my missus as well.Last week she got all worked up cause I had to give the truck a bath which only took me an hour anyway. But she felt rejected and I didnt get any love that night.
She just doesnt get the bond between a man and his truck. 
Ah well a nice dinner and a little lovin takes care of it most of the time. 
Later,
Luis S
She just doesnt get the bond between a man and his truck. Ah well a nice dinner and a little lovin takes care of it most of the time. Later,
Luis S
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I always tell my wife that she is only just a little ahead of the truck, but know I have another love to spend time with. It is tough to decide in the morning what to drive, my truck, aka the beast, an 04 F150 which I love or my recently added 05 Mustang GT, no nickname yet. Decisions
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group therapy! I thought that was WHY we are here. The cure is: go buy your other half a truck. My wife just bought an 05 F150 FX4. Now we both sit on the front porch and look at a pair of good looking trucks.
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From: Central New Jersey
Originally Posted by Lashlaroo
group therapy! I thought that was WHY we are here. The cure is: go buy your other half a truck. My wife just bought an 05 F150 FX4. Now we both sit on the front porch and look at a pair of good looking trucks.
I have a refer in the garage so I don't have to leave her for long!! (my truck of course)
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From: Subz of the Windy City!
Dude's, some of you guyz are sooo lucky that it's ok the next day or so. I have a Beauty in the house and one parked in the garage but as far as the one in the house is concerend, 
there can only be ONE! so I end up having to cheat and that sucks because I'll get called into the house as soon as I get near my Black Beauty and be reminded of some unfinished chore waiting for me.
She buys most of the toyz for my Baby, then jumps on me for wanting to either install it or play with it. Geeez
well as you can see, My Boss is very jealous of her even though she gets allot of attention herself 
even the special kind too 
there can only be ONE! so I end up having to cheat and that sucks because I'll get called into the house as soon as I get near my Black Beauty and be reminded of some unfinished chore waiting for me.She buys most of the toyz for my Baby, then jumps on me for wanting to either install it or play with it. Geeez
well as you can see, My Boss is very jealous of her even though she gets allot of attention herself even the special kind too
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lol, Well, you know what they say......if mama aint happy........nobodys gonna be happy. And if she aint happy long enough, youll end up like me , not happy and only have half my stuff. Oh well, bought a 04 screw in August anyway.
