Sell Your Spouse?
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Sell Your Spouse?
Imagine if you could sell your spouse. 
I wonder if the ad would go something like this.
For Sale 1960 Plymouth Fluwzy
Burns oil,burns water
Slight pull to the left
High mileage
Driven Daily
Comes with spare tire
Has noisy rear end
Front end needs alignment
Hard to get into gear
Has constant whine
Needs a jump when running on alcohol
Needs headwork
Will leave skid marks
has been converted to AC/DC
Needs shoes in rear before moving
Needs new rack
Front mount is loose,but rear has been updated and has new strut.
Will trade for newer model,but all sales final!
I wonder if the ad would go something like this.For Sale 1960 Plymouth Fluwzy
Burns oil,burns water
Slight pull to the left
High mileage
Driven Daily
Comes with spare tire
Has noisy rear end
Front end needs alignment
Hard to get into gear
Has constant whine
Needs a jump when running on alcohol
Needs headwork
Will leave skid marks
has been converted to AC/DC
Needs shoes in rear before moving
Needs new rack
Front mount is loose,but rear has been updated and has new strut.
Will trade for newer model,but all sales final!
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Mine would be runs better then the day I bought it new, no mechanical flaws, easy starting, great to look at, easy to drive, rare, priceless, one of a kind. There are many fine cars in the world to drive, but, this is the finest :-)
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No WAY would I sell mine...took me to long to break her in ...she'd say the same about me (and after nearly 23 years, we're still working on it) 
Of course...considering our courtship of 11 days...I guess 23 years is pretty good
Of course...considering our courtship of 11 days...I guess 23 years is pretty good
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Well I tried the purchase program twice,but that was back in the 12mo or 12,000 miles days,and as soon as I signed the contract things went south,FAST!So I figured I would check out a lease program,but found out those were only legal in Vegas.And I have always thought it was wrong to borrow somebody elses,so now I am looking into one of those foreign models,,,,,
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Marriage is just a legal contract. I told my lawyer that we needed to make one with an experation date with an option to renew anually.
Course I have also had my hands on an unenforcable prenuptual. After a friends fire, I was helping him recover things when I found his nupts and they contained the clause that he would support her and she would provide him removed for content
<!with oral sex 3 times a week!>
Yes, it was Notorized.
Course I have also had my hands on an unenforcable prenuptual. After a friends fire, I was helping him recover things when I found his nupts and they contained the clause that he would support her and she would provide him removed for content
<!with oral sex 3 times a week!>
Yes, it was Notorized.
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From: Georgia
Last one I had problems with I left sitting on the side of the road. Ofcourse I took my tag off from it.
I tried donating it for a good cause, but goodwill wouldn't accept it. I knew then that I was in trouble when it was to trashy for goodwill.
I tried donating it for a good cause, but goodwill wouldn't accept it. I knew then that I was in trouble when it was to trashy for goodwill.