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02-23-2005, 03:46 PM
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02-23-2005, 04:50 PM
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I have never prounced MAYONNIASE the way it is suppose to be even before Foxworthy!
People have always made fun of the way I say mayonniase.
Email me your phone number and I might give you a call after 9pm .est if you want to hear the way I talk. I think I got free long distance after 9.
I say mannase.
Mannase alot of trucks at this show.
People have always made fun of the way I say mayonniase.
Email me your phone number and I might give you a call after 9pm .est if you want to hear the way I talk. I think I got free long distance after 9.
I say mannase.
Mannase alot of trucks at this show.
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02-23-2005, 06:55 PM
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Tubafor
Now, ta bild this heah deck, we goan need some tubafors, some tubatens and some forbafors for posts.
Years ago I watched a home improvement shown on The NASHVILLE Network (that dates it) for about 15 minutes before I figured out what the host was saying. Not surprisingly, the show didn't last long...
Cheers,
Eric
Now, ta bild this heah deck, we goan need some tubafors, some tubatens and some forbafors for posts.
Years ago I watched a home improvement shown on The NASHVILLE Network (that dates it) for about 15 minutes before I figured out what the host was saying. Not surprisingly, the show didn't last long...
Cheers,
Eric
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02-23-2005, 07:22 PM
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Not Redneck, but Southern
I had a teacher for Analytic Geometry from Pine Mountain College, Georgia. When she told us about Rose Theorem, I went back to my room and found that it was spelled: Rolle's Theorem. She was a very good teacher, once I got so that I could understand her, and I am from south of the Mason-Dixon Line. Brady
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02-24-2005, 07:37 AM
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02-24-2005, 07:49 AM
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02-24-2005, 08:27 AM
A farmer walks into a laywer's office and says,
Farmer:I want to get me a day'vorce.
Laywer: Do you have any grounds?
Farmer: Yeah I got about 200 acres.
Laywer: No, I mean do you have a case?
Farmer: Naw, I got a John Deere.
Laywer: No, thats not what I mean, do you have a grudge?
Farmer: Yeah, that's where I keep the tractor.
Laywer: You're not understanding me. Why do you want a divorce, does your wife beat you up.?
Farmer: Naw, we get up about the same time every morning.
Laywer: You still don't understand me. Why do you want a divorce? Is your wife a nagger?
Farmer: Naw, but she just had a baby, and it is.
Tim
Farmer:I want to get me a day'vorce.
Laywer: Do you have any grounds?
Farmer: Yeah I got about 200 acres.
Laywer: No, I mean do you have a case?
Farmer: Naw, I got a John Deere.
Laywer: No, thats not what I mean, do you have a grudge?
Farmer: Yeah, that's where I keep the tractor.
Laywer: You're not understanding me. Why do you want a divorce, does your wife beat you up.?
Farmer: Naw, we get up about the same time every morning.
Laywer: You still don't understand me. Why do you want a divorce? Is your wife a nagger?
Farmer: Naw, but she just had a baby, and it is.
Tim
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02-24-2005, 12:42 PM
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