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Old Jan 28, 2005 | 12:15 AM
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WHOOO HOOOO!!!!! YEEE HAAAWWWW!!! and all that rot, wow 500 posts, it is such an insignificant accomplishment that i had to share it with all of you, its almost like its my birthday all over!! OK not really, maybe one day someone will give me a good mark and get my statis to something other than "SwOkcOffRoader is off the scale!" Heres hopin!!! Now wheres my beer??
 
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Old Jan 28, 2005 | 10:14 AM
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like I said at the last meet, I got you covered. you just have to wait to recieve it, unless you wanna come over and have one on this cold snowy day?
 
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Old Jan 28, 2005 | 10:29 AM
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Congratulations on the Elder status, though you're SUPPOSED to post a joke for your #500 or else the curse will be laid upon you... who know's, it may be too late so you better post one ASAP!

STan

P.S. Gee, I remember hitting elder status. . . so. . . so. . . so long ago
 
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Old Jan 28, 2005 | 10:41 AM
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haha, I'm halfway there, so I'll just post something sarchastic, as I recently gained my signo'r status:

Your post count just portrays your fanaticism of your ford, or your age. hahahahaha
 
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Old Jan 28, 2005 | 09:38 PM
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Your post count just portrays your fanaticism of your ford, or your age. hahahahaha
Hmm... well, I was thinking of something different...

Here, I'll tell one for you...

How come Tigger doesn't have any friends???


Because he plays with Pooh!

Well, I'm off to bed, see you all monday. . .

STan

BTW: Pictures will be up from the GTG on monday!
 
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Old Feb 1, 2005 | 03:03 PM
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Exclamation guess what...

Trax

About the time I read your "Tigger" joke the wife
walks in with a cup of coffee for me wearing her
nightshirt with guess which two characters on it?
I wound up wearing the coffee thanks to you, man...

W/K
 
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Old Feb 1, 2005 | 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Traxxis
Congratulations on the Elder status, though you're SUPPOSED to post a joke for your #500 or else the curse will be laid upon you... who know's, it may be too late so you better post one ASAP!

STan

P.S. Gee, I remember hitting elder status. . . so. . . so. . . so long ago
i forgot about the joke clause, so here goes:

Three blondes were walking down a dirt road after their Bmw ran out of gas.An old man driving an old ford truck stopped and offered them a ride, so they got in the bed and were on their way. A couple miles down the road a deer jumps in front of the truck, the man over corrects and they jump the bank and land in a pond. The truck sinks to the bottom and the old fella struggled his way out of the truck and swam back to shore.He noticed that the girls were still underwater, so he started back into the water to try and save them. Just then the girls surfaced gasping for air,and he helped them to shore. After they had collected themselves the old man asked, "what happened to you girls, why were you under so long? I thought you had drowned." Then the smarter looking of the three answered, "when we went under we tried to get out of the truck, but we couldnt get the tailgate down!!"

Ok i know that was cheesy, ill do better when i hit 1000 posts........
 
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Old Feb 1, 2005 | 07:47 PM
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Trax

About the time I read your "Tigger" joke the wife
walks in with a cup of coffee for me wearing her
nightshirt with guess which two characters on it?
I wound up wearing the coffee thanks to you, man...

W/K

hehe... well Mark, what can I say??? You gotta admit... now that's funny!



STan
 
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