Well, Have you wondered.........


...... about those people who spend $2.00 a
piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: Naive
Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing
section in a swimming pool?
So if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs", what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one
enjoys it?
Imponderables ...If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented? ...
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland
called Holes? ...
Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack? ..
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? ...
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? ..
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? ...
When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts" and you put your two cents in . . . what happens to the other penny? ...
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? ...
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread
to begin with? ...
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? ...
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who
drives a race car not called a racist? ...
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites? ..
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things? ..
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one? ..
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? ...

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that
electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed? ..
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? ..
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? ...
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they're cramming for their
final exam. ..
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and
forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? ...
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the
others here for? ...
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. ..
No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. ...
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? ..
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went
nuts.
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? ...

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

This was sent to me by a friend through e-mail ,I thought I would share it with you all.

Dennis

Oh....Please Don't Ask Me Any Tough Questions As:
"I'm Saving Up MY Memory For When I Develop Alzheimer's"




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78 F-150 429CJ C6 ,Silver w/Explorer Pkge
641/2 Mustang,Pre-World's Fair Car #8092
64 Fairlane S/C waiting for a 390-4spd.
68-Mustang.Sunlit Gold 80,000 miles

 

I've killed you sig. Your animated flags are corrupt and are the cause of the Netscape page load errors some users have experienced. The problem doesn't happen with IE or Opera.

 

Okay, Thanks Ken.
If you asked I would have just removed them no problem.

Would a Baby size jpg. be okay instead ?
Dennis

"Please Don't Ask Me Any Tough Questions As I'm Saving My memory For When I Develop Alzheimer's"

1978 F-150 429CJ 4v,C6 Silver w/explorer package
1968 Mustang 289-2v Sunlit Gold 80,892 miles
1964 1/2 Mustang 260,Pre-World's Fair Car.
1964-Fairlane 500 S/C
Soon to be with a 390-4 spd.

 

Sorry about your sig...

Man, that is some funny stuff!

 

Thanks, It's Okay ,The most important thing is that the site
runs smoothly.
I didn't know they were corrupted.

Humour post:
I laughed for 20 minutes reading those.
That's why I wanted to share it.


I have Plenty more too.



Dennis

"Please Don't Ask Me Any Tough Questions As I'm Saving My memory For When I Develop Alzheimer's"

78 F-150 429CJ 4v,C6 Silver W/Explorer Pkge.
68 Mustang 289-2v Sunlit Gold 80,892 miles
64 1/2 Mustang 260,Pre-World's Fair Car.
1964-Fairlane 500 S/C,Waiting for a 390-4 spd.

 

I really enjoyed them! I love those "everyday" things that you would normally never give a second thought. Thanks for the laughs!

 

>I have Plenty more too.

>Dennis

Well...what are you waitin' fer!! Bring 'em on! I'm still laughin' at the others!

 

Here's an imponderable from Paula Poundstone:
"If you mix flour and water you get glue. Add sugar and eggs and vanilla and you get cake. But... Where does the glue go?"

 

That's some funny stuff Dennis. Thanks for the laughs