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A smile 4 u
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest. The drunk's shirt was stained, his face was full of bright red lipstick and he had a half-empty bottle of wine sticking out of his pocket. He opened his newspaper and started reading. A couple minutes later, he asked the priest, ''Father, what causes arthritis?''
''Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, and contempt for your fellow man,'' the priest replied. ''Imagine that,'' the drunk muttered. He returned to reading his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, turned to the man and apologized: ''I'm sorry, I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?'' ''I don't have arthritis, Father,'' the drunk said, ''but I just read in the paper that the Pope does.''
''Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, and contempt for your fellow man,'' the priest replied. ''Imagine that,'' the drunk muttered. He returned to reading his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, turned to the man and apologized: ''I'm sorry, I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?'' ''I don't have arthritis, Father,'' the drunk said, ''but I just read in the paper that the Pope does.''
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Not me,I learned my lesson about mooning people.Oddly enough last time I mooned somebody I was at the park.I saw an old man,about 90yrs old sitting on a bench and figured,what the heck!Well the next thing you know,the old man is on his celllphone.I listen,figuring he is calling the cops.But Nooooooo,he was making reservations at the Holidome!So I take off runnin,and by the way,Which one of you put the overdrive unit on that wheelchair!Man he chased me for three miles!He was driving like Bo Duke,jumped a couple fences,turnin corners on one wheel.I even jumped in the creek and took off swimming,wouldnt you know the old geezer was top of his class at the old folks home in water therapy!
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Originally Posted by TigerDan
I hope you're not disappointed about that, parks! -TD
Originally Posted by King Triton
PARKS started it!!!!
Originally Posted by Samsonitesamsonite
lol what a way to start amorning
Originally Posted by Fordfanz
how did it go from Drunks and priests too mooning in the park
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From: Lolo Montana
Now that you bring up the mooning aspect. I know what a full moon is. All butt. So what type of a moon is a plumbers crack. Quarter moon, half moon or what? And now I see that some females have started to get into the plumberettes crack!
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