Croak while on FTE?
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I had to stop and ponder the origin of your post as to wether one would repeatedly type xxxxxx.After researching this,and multiple experimentation,I must conclude THANKS MIKE!During experiment one,when subject passes out and face hits keyboard,the letter typed was hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.Which I took to mean,HURT!Upon second experiment,subjects face slams gggggggggg,Which I beleive stands for GREAT,Now it hurts worse!Thus brings us to experiment number three.Let it be noted that upon inpact with the letter bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb bbbbbbbbbbbbbb,subject momentarily blacks out,then upon awakening realizes that b stands for Bloody nose!All further experiments stop at this point,mainly because it is too hard to type with ones head tilted back! 
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I don't think anyone's going to die at the keyboard....they'll fall oujkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkk
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I don't usually rest the cursor on the button, for fear that I might publish even more posts by accident (what I'm really saying, is that I usually write a bunch of stuff, then delete and go on)
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He is such a lonely little man. j/k mikew you know we love you! even with all your weird stuff. I personally think you say stuff everyone else has thought about but didnt have the "figs" to post. hehehehehe
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Weird and Ford trucks...must go hand in hand! People have been telling me all my life I'm weird 'cause I prefer Ford over 'Brand C"! And Mike- keep the weird posts coming, they really brighten my day! -TD
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Originally Posted by dono
Mike forgot to take his medication AGAIN. Dying while doing something you enjoy is not a bad thing..... I hope to be shot by a jealous husband.
Dono
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To add to that, you might want to hope he will be a good sportsman and that he goes for the ONE shot kill,
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I have been pondering over this thread and have come to the conclusion that I probably will collapse in a heap over the computer, when browsing FTE.. It will happen When I am reading a long thread, get to the interesting bits, try to get the next page, and get the "Server Busy, try again later" screen.
Then, with a painful thud, I will collapse, slide under my desk, and be gone, looking for the internet connection in the sky.
That would suck.
Even worse, and therefore more likely, would be a time when I just composed a massive misal, tomes of writing, full of sage wisdom and truths, when the same screen shows, and I loose the entire post.......
Then, with a painful thud, I will collapse, slide under my desk, and be gone, looking for the internet connection in the sky.
That would suck.
Even worse, and therefore more likely, would be a time when I just composed a massive misal, tomes of writing, full of sage wisdom and truths, when the same screen shows, and I loose the entire post.......