Punks Got Me Again
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I know everyone has seen paintball guns, but....
does everyone know that they sell tripwire paintball grenades.
if they are legal to sell /and buy, they must be legal to use.
won't stop thieves but the satisfaction of knowing some bright blue moron is running down the street with my stuff
does everyone know that they sell tripwire paintball grenades.
if they are legal to sell /and buy, they must be legal to use.
won't stop thieves but the satisfaction of knowing some bright blue moron is running down the street with my stuff
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From: Denton,TX
One thing my Dad tought me a long time ago after his tools were stolen was to engrave your last name on your tools when possible. It's a pain, but it sure makes it easier to recover stolen goods if you have even a hint of who might have taken them.
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From: Georgia
Trunkmonkey.com scroll down 3/4 there is a list of about 5 short video clips. worth the 10 min to watch them. I have been using a steel stamp set to put my last name on the tools I keep in the truck. With luck they will stand out at the pawn shop? Sorry about the loss
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Ok, Here's what you do!! Go to Home Depot and get some empty power tool boxes set them out by the trash. They think you've just loaded-up with tools. Are you with me? Now, the fun part you climb inside the empty tool box!!!!!! When they open the lid you pop-out grabbing them by the throat crushing their layrnax, making them create a big stinky dookey in their pants. All the while they attempt a muffled cry
for your forgiveness. Muffled crying because you are slowly taking their life from them
. Just before you commit a capital crime, you let go. Actually there are parts of the plan I don't like, for instance the letting go part!!! How, about you just jump out and shoot them in the chest with red paintballs point blank.
Once again they evacuate their bowels. And then you call the sheriff and have them arrested for attempted robbery and public bowel evacuation in the bed of a truck.
"Spread the love beat a thief"
Richard
for your forgiveness. Muffled crying because you are slowly taking their life from them . Just before you commit a capital crime, you let go. Actually there are parts of the plan I don't like, for instance the letting go part!!! How, about you just jump out and shoot them in the chest with red paintballs point blank. Once again they evacuate their bowels. And then you call the sheriff and have them arrested for attempted robbery and public bowel evacuation in the bed of a truck. "Spread the love beat a thief"
Richard
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From: Florida
The trunk monkey video is one of the funniest I've seen in years. A friend sent it to me a couple of months ago, and it was all over the Courthouse by Noon. Seriously, a real effective and legal alternative to a booby trap is a red nosed pit bull. Just chain him to the tool box.
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From: Dallas, Texas
How about a "Live Rattlesnakes" sign??
I would imagine there are some electronic wizards about that cound rig up a sensor that would trip "something" that produces the unmistakeable sound of a Rattlesnake when anyone touched the toolbox. That is a sound that will make anyone move....quickly!!
John Russell
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When I'm flipping thru the encyclopedia and get to the S's I have to flip the book over and start from the back when i get to snakes 
EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWww !!!
Bob, don't even THINK of going buy a rubber snake to bring out to the drags !!!!
EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWww !!!
Bob, don't even THINK of going buy a rubber snake to bring out to the drags !!!!
Last edited by jdadamsjr; Aug 20, 2004 at 09:57 AM.
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From: Florida
I heard about the drunk bear. What a hoot. Did you read about the 94 year old guy in South Florida that got run over on his riding mower yesterday? They took his driver's license away, so he drove his mower everywhere. Was coming home rom the store when an 84 year old dude ran over him. And you guys wonder why we worry about all the retirees down here.