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got this emailed to me today thought i'd share with yall
Tiger Woods drives his Ford Explorer into a gas station in Cork during his tour of Ireland. The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Irish manner, unaware as to who the golf pro is: "Top o the morning to you young fella" As Tiger leans over to get out of the car, two tees fall out of his top pocket onto the ground.
"What are dey, son" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees," replies Tiger Woods.
"And what would dey be for, then?" inquires the Irish man.
"They're for resting my ***** on while I'm driving" says Tiger Woods.
"Jaysus", says the Irish man, "Dem boys at Ford just think of everything".
Tiger Woods drives his Ford Explorer into a gas station in Cork during his tour of Ireland. The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Irish manner, unaware as to who the golf pro is: "Top o the morning to you young fella" As Tiger leans over to get out of the car, two tees fall out of his top pocket onto the ground.
"What are dey, son" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees," replies Tiger Woods.
"And what would dey be for, then?" inquires the Irish man.
"They're for resting my ***** on while I'm driving" says Tiger Woods.
"Jaysus", says the Irish man, "Dem boys at Ford just think of everything".
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Hre's one a friend sent me:
A retired gentleman entered an ice cream parlor. The clerk noticed that he walked slowly and rather stooped. The man pulled himself, with a grimace of pain, onto one of the stools.
"I would like a large banana split, please," he said to the clerk.
"Crushed nuts?" asked the clerk.
"No," replied the man. "Just arthritis."
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Aight, I don't usually pass on news like this, but
sometimes we need to pause and remember what life's
all about ...
There has been a great loss recently in the
entertainment world. The wonderful Larry LaPrise,
the man who wrote the "Hokey Pokey", died last
week at 83.
The most traumatic part for the family was getting
him in the coffin. They put his left leg in - and
things just started to go downhill from there...
sometimes we need to pause and remember what life's
all about ...
There has been a great loss recently in the
entertainment world. The wonderful Larry LaPrise,
the man who wrote the "Hokey Pokey", died last
week at 83.
The most traumatic part for the family was getting
him in the coffin. They put his left leg in - and
things just started to go downhill from there...
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