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Old Jul 26, 2004 | 08:09 AM
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The Magic Door

A family from a very small, rural commnunity decides to visit the city for the first time. After the usual traffic problems, they park the truck and walk around to see the sites. They spot a 10 story building which is the largest thing any of them have seen, so they go inside for a look. Just inside the lobby, they see 3 doors. Amazingly, when one of the doors open, a middle age woman steps in, the door closes and in and a few moments the door pens again and a beautiful young woman emerges. The son whispers to his father, "what kind of magic door is that?. The father responds, "I'm not sure, but tell your mamma to walk in".
 
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Old Jul 26, 2004 | 08:11 AM
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ha ha ha ha good one
 
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Old Jul 26, 2004 | 10:27 AM
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HEHE, ya, that's a good one.
 
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Old Jul 26, 2004 | 11:10 AM
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nice one
 
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Old Jul 26, 2004 | 11:19 AM
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Bravo
 
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Old Jul 26, 2004 | 01:36 PM
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Knowing my luck,she would step out the door with a body like Pam Anderson and a face like Rodney Dangerfield.Hmmm.LIGHTS OUT!
 
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Old Jul 26, 2004 | 01:39 PM
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Very good mikemc.
 
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Old Jul 26, 2004 | 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by King Triton
Knowing my luck,she would step out the door with a body like Pam Anderson and a face like Rodney Dangerfield.Hmmm.LIGHTS OUT!
Nothing a bag, or Extreme Makeover couldn't fix
 
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Originally Posted by fn250
Nothing a bag, or Extreme Makeover couldn't fix
Maybe 2 bags. One each, just in case!
 
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Old Jul 26, 2004 | 01:53 PM
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Safety Warning:This is exactly why when asked "paper or plastic" always ask for paper!
 
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