500th Post Joke
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500th Post Joke
Okay, I don't know if it appropriate to do a joke at 500, seems like I've seen a few, so I'll just say something silly, and post a good joke on my 1000th:
"Guy walk into a bar..
says "Ouch"
Okay, that's overwith. Now for the real reason for this thread. I live in a very humid Virgina Beach. Lately, I have been having the worst problem with my windshield fogging up. The wipers remove the fog, but it returns almost immediately. I thought that maybe the windshield was just dirty, so I cleaned it real well, inside and oout. I also applied some rain-x (actually, a Walmart knock-off) and it is still fogging up. I don't want to run the defroster on high heat (I run it on a cooler temp. Fogs up quicker when I don't use it at all), it isn't worth the discomfort of sitting in a steambath on the way to work. Does the fog-x stuff work? Does anybody know of anything that might cure this?
Thanks,
STU
"Guy walk into a bar..
says "Ouch"
Okay, that's overwith. Now for the real reason for this thread. I live in a very humid Virgina Beach. Lately, I have been having the worst problem with my windshield fogging up. The wipers remove the fog, but it returns almost immediately. I thought that maybe the windshield was just dirty, so I cleaned it real well, inside and oout. I also applied some rain-x (actually, a Walmart knock-off) and it is still fogging up. I don't want to run the defroster on high heat (I run it on a cooler temp. Fogs up quicker when I don't use it at all), it isn't worth the discomfort of sitting in a steambath on the way to work. Does the fog-x stuff work? Does anybody know of anything that might cure this?
Thanks,
STU
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Keep a can of shaving cream in your car...make sure it has menthol in it. Smear it on your windshield, and wipe it off with a rag. I know it sounds ridiculous, but next time you're in the shower, do that before you turn the hot water on. Something in the menthol keeps it from fogging up, saw it on tv once, keep a can of colgate in my glove box in case my defogger breaks again.
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Congrats, stu! 
I really liked that joke...it was the funniest joke I have ever heard!!! I can't tell you how much I appreciate you going to so much trouble to make me laugh...
Get another 500 under your belt...maybe by then you can go to WalMart, get that can of shaving cream...and a joke book!!!!!
I really liked that joke...it was the funniest joke I have ever heard!!! I can't tell you how much I appreciate you going to so much trouble to make me laugh...
Get another 500 under your belt...maybe by then you can go to WalMart, get that can of shaving cream...and a joke book!!!!!
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From: Virginia Beach
Ron,
You made me laugh harder with your reply than with any joke I have yet read on this site! Thanks. I actually have a few jokes in mind, but wanted to get some answers for my question.
PS-
What did you think of my Toby Kieth reply? (over at you know where)
You made me laugh harder with your reply than with any joke I have yet read on this site! Thanks. I actually have a few jokes in mind, but wanted to get some answers for my question.
PS-
What did you think of my Toby Kieth reply? (over at you know where)
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You made a good point, stu. My thoughts about lil Toby came about when he did that video dancing like the Pointer Sisters.
I liked him the OLD way.
But, you're right about his views - they are valid and he is a patriot - no doubt about that.
I liked him the OLD way.
But, you're right about his views - they are valid and he is a patriot - no doubt about that.
