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Old Jul 7, 2004 | 12:39 PM
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A Firemans joke

One dark night outside a small town in Minnesota, a fire started inside a local chemical plant and in the blink of an eye it exploded into massive flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around.
When the volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company president rushed to the fire chief and said, "All of our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved. I will give $50,000 to the fire department that brings them out intact." But the roaring flames held the firefighters off.
Soon more fire departments had to be called in as the situation became desperate. As the firemen arrived, the president shouted out that the offer was now $100,000 to the fire department who could bring out the company's secret files.
From the distance, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into sight. It was the nearby Ashby, Minnesota township volunteer fire company, composed mainly of Norwegian bachelor farmers.
To everyone's amazement, the little run-down fire engine, operated by these Norwegians passed all the sleek new engines parked outside the plant and drove straight into the middle of the inferno!
Outside, the other firemen watched as the Norwegian old timers jumped off and began to fight the fire with a performance and effort never see before. Within a short time, the Norske old timers had extinguished the fire and saved the secret formulas.
The grateful chemical company president joyfully announced that for such a superhuman feat he was upping the reward to $200,000, and walked over to personally thank each of the brave, elderly Norskes.
The local TV news reporters rushed in after capturing the event on film asking, "What are you going to do with all that money?"
"Vell," said Ole Larsen, the 70-year-old fire chief, "da furst thing ve do is fix da brakes on dat truck!"
 
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Old Jul 7, 2004 | 12:55 PM
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Hilarious, until I realize that's a perfect description of the local volunteers around here....
 
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Old Jul 7, 2004 | 01:50 PM
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HAHA! Good one.......

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Old Jul 7, 2004 | 08:49 PM
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Great Joke, Very Funny!
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Old Jul 7, 2004 | 10:22 PM
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good joke, thanks for the ear to ear smile. Kt..
 
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Old Jul 7, 2004 | 10:43 PM
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that was a good one...thanks for the laugh
 
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Old Jul 9, 2004 | 10:58 PM
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Greetings,

ok that was a good one. lol

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Old Jul 10, 2004 | 02:17 AM
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that's a good one.
 
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Old Jul 10, 2004 | 09:37 AM
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Ya, sure. Ve know chust vat you mean. Is goot. -TD
 
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Old Jul 10, 2004 | 09:42 AM
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Hahahahaha
 
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Old Jul 10, 2004 | 10:05 AM
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Thats too funny.

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Old Jul 10, 2004 | 10:44 PM
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Thats funny but also true in some cases. I was on a dept in 1992 where our second out truck was a 1968 Ford!
 
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In the '80s I was on a VFD that had a '72 Intl. for our primary engine, a '36 Chevy for our back-up engine, and a '65 Dodge with a slant-six for our medical response unit. We also had a '67 ex-military Jeep truck for our brush attack unit. Can you say, "Low Budget?" Good thing several of us were mechanics. I rode in the '36 Chevy once...Once! Scared the hell out of me! -TD
 
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