So there I was, setting off fireworks for the first time with my new family. My wife, kids, myself, and about 5 neighbors gathered in the street for a small display. All of the sudden here comes this idiot on a motorcycle screaming down are street at about 30 going right next to us turned around at the end of the street and ripped by again. I yelled at him to slow down and he gave me the finger, now I'm mad!!! A few minutes later here he comes again, this time blazing past my 6 yr old missing him by about 12 inches. I run out to the street and get the kid back to the sidewalk as the guy rippes past again. Now I'm really torqued off As I seen/heard him coming the 3rd time I grabbed a roman candel and lit it, sure enough here he cam this time I fired off a shoot over his head (not a warning I just missed) next roung nailed the little punk right on his chest, he passed and I got another one into his back. This time he kept going after he put his flaming shirt out. Still there was nothing like seeing the look on that kids face when that first round zoomed over his head lol, I'm still LMAO hehehe

Duane
Southeast Kansas Coordinator
God Bless America
All gave some, some gave ALL !!!!!

 

serves him right. A person should know better then rip up and down the street when kids are in the area. I probably would have taken a baseball bat when he went by. Would have loved to seen his face when the candle hit his chest. LMAO

 

I would have done something close to that. He was an idiot and deserved whatever he got. I would have taken Rollies answer, knocked him off the bike and made him walk home while I kept the bike until either the police came to get it or his parents...LOL.

Jon

 

LOL You guys crack me up!!! That guy got what he deseved!!!
Mark

 

Don't get me wrong, I love the baseball bat idea, and would have even gone with a log chain. But I had to improvise, and in hindsight I really like the idea of launching a flaming ball of sparks at the punk !!!! Besides all my neighbors call me quick draw now lol

Duane
Southeast Kansas Coordinator

 

great job billy the kid

 

Duane,
Right on man!!!!
Wish I coulda seen that...LOL
and if he decided to keep doing it, you always got the artillery shells!!!!


usually the water hose works for me, people sure get upset when you hose em down!!

p.s. we went over to my bro-in-laws place on the 3rd to blow up stuff, he lives on a couple of acres, anyways partway thru blowing up stuff, the neighbors fire a warning shot right over the driveway where we were shooting stuff, BIG mistake!!!! we launched a full out saturn missle and artillery shell attack, and it was over in minutes!!! they threw several of those white flashers to surrender...it was cool!

 

i woulda just got out some fireline, heavest stuff you can find..hang at crotch rocket head level..boom lol

 

Some kids have no respect for anything, Im sure you got some satifaction with the roman candles, I would have had him arrested and really thought a leason, If that don't work tie him up and light snakes on his stomach, then hell have a reminder of his bad behavior... Keep the kids safe new DAD,

 

I hate screwballs like that. Good thinking on the Roman candle bit. I probably would have ran out there and knocked him off the fricken bike. I don't tolerate people flying down my street at any giving time of day or night.


Shane