Ok ok.. Calm down.. Calm Down.. Its not bad.. Nothing a band-aid wont fix..

So heres what happen.. I'm sitting in the parking lot to Military Clothing and Sales on post.. Fixing to back up as soon as this damn Explorer moves around the corner.. Next thing I know I look forward to insure that my vehicle doesnt roll too far forward when I take off (Stupid habit when I was learning to drive a manual years ago).. This woman in front of rolls forward for no reason and WHAM right into my bumper.. Oh I got swoe.. I got out.. Told her to back up the piece of crap she hit me with and inspected for severe damage.. Only to find out she broke my cool 1.93 clear plastic license plate cover and put a black mark no longer then an inch and no wider then a .8 inch.. Nothing a little touch up paint cant fix along with the paint chipped off from rocks on the road.. So she looks at me.. Scared and shaking (Big White Man intimidates Small Helpless Black Woman).. "Should we call the MPs?".. I laughed at her because of the humiliation I would suffer when they show up to look at a mark that one of my pubic hairs could cover up.. I said no its just a "CENSOR" scratch.. I climb up in the rig and rolled off.. Got to listen to my fiance scream at me for 45 minutes on how I should have got insurance information yadda yadda that my frame coulda got bent etc etc.. I'm like HONEY! She wasnt even moving faster then a snail..

It was pretty comical.. Then I almost ate an 18 wheeler on the highway! Some grandma locked up her cadillac's brakes (guess she wanted a brake check?).. This big KW was riding right behind this Dodge Ram (big no no and I'm a trucker for the army and I know that).. Big Truck = No Stop on Dime.. He hits every switch imaginable.. Jake brake, Trailer Brakes.. I'm sitting next to the trailer and all I hear is this huge and annoying brake squeal and some trucker on the radio screaming "GET OUT OF THE WAY PICKUP!" lol.. That was CLOSE!.. I'm telling you today hasnt been too great.. I put her in the lot and tucked her in.. Shes not coming out for a few days..

 

something about idiotic drivers, makes me want to get out of the vehicle, open up their driver's door, haul them out of the car, and beat them to death in a extremely painful manner, because shooting them would be just way too quick, and they wouldn't have time to think of why they are being killed before they die.

 

Have you noticed that all this started from a woman driver and a woman driver slammed on her brakes in front of the big rig?

Coincidence? I don't think so.

Remember, all these woman are out to get us. Remember that and maybe, just maybe, we can make it till we're old.

 

NHRstein--one word for you, or shall i put it as two-- YOU"RE CRAZY!!!!

 

yep...........jus stop the truck and drag um out in the street and beat um ......who cares if they know why, its for ur satisfaction...................

 

yes, beat um, but to death, and if they don't know, you have plenty of time to tell them as you take their life with your bare hands.

homer, yeah, I am crazy

 

haha, I kinda figured that out, just kinda haha. psycho

 

I think the very first part of a driver's test ought to be a IQ test. No pass= no license- what do you all think? lol
Scott

 

sheesh.. i post a message about a bad incident.. and look at what its turned into.. YIKES! LMAO! Ya'll are CrAzY!.. I thought I was bad being a redneck lol..

 

Tim o'neil's car control center should do the driver's ed for this country, if you can't pull a vehicle out of a flat spin at 80 MPH on icy roads, you don't get your license. If you can't travel atleast 80+ MPH on gravel roads that take 180 degree hairpin turns in a rally car, you don't get your license. Oh yeah also add the element of self defense, bring SIG academy into it, If you can't shoot the driver in the car next to you square in the shoulder at 120+ MPH you don't get your license. Then you have to go up against bruno, the 400 pound Mexican weight lifter who knows 16 forms of "the greasy s**t" You have to survive 5 minutes in the pit with him.

 

I agree! I was crossing the street yesterday with the "walk" light on, and a trailblazer almost flattened me. He swung around the corner looking back at someone walking the other way!

 

searious beatings should be in order for the driver of the trailblazer. Stiff Arm Flails.

 

You are absolutely right! I bet if everyone that drove like that got a beating, they would be more careful!

 

or they would be dead, from all the head trauma

 

hahaha- by any chance have you served any jail time recently NHRstein? j/k.
Scott