Redneck Jokes
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A young couple got married, and on their wedding night, checked into the Motel 6 for their Honeymoon. The blushing bride lay back on the bed ready to consumate the marriage, and said to Junior, "Now Y'all be gentle with me, I ain't never done nothin' like this afore!" To which Junior jumped up, threw on his clothes, and stormed out. Screeching to a stop in front of the house, he stormed in, slamming the door in disgust. His daddy looked up in suprise and said, "Junior, what in Sam Hill are you doin' har? Y'all oughter be down at the Mo-tel 6 enjoyin' yer weddin' nite nuptuals!" "Daddy," hollers Junior, "can you believe it, she's a VIRGIN!" "A VIRGIN!" exclaims Daddy, "I can see why yer so upset son. If she ain't good enough fer her OWN family, then she sure ain't good enough fer ours!"
And the most popular pick-up line in my county is: "Hey, nice tooth!"
And the most popular pick-up line in my county is: "Hey, nice tooth!"
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Originally Posted by F150Texan
those are some good funny pictures.
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