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From the Dog...
10 DOG PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS
1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not very funny at all!
2. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly
whose walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew
your stuff up when you're not home.
6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud
moment for the top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I
freak out every time we go back
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I
haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
10. Dog sweaters. HELLO!! Have you noticed the fur?
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1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not very funny at all!
2. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly
whose walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew
your stuff up when you're not home.
6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud
moment for the top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I
freak out every time we go back
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I
haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
10. Dog sweaters. HELLO!! Have you noticed the fur?
Had to delete #9
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11. Why do you yell at me when I try to squeeze the cat? I thought she was supposed to be one of my interactive toys.
12. We know that we live in a good neighborhood when there are bright red urinals every couple of blocks for our walks.
Love your list Traxxis!
Robin
12. We know that we live in a good neighborhood when there are bright red urinals every couple of blocks for our walks.
Love your list Traxxis!
Robin
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13. I know you trained me to use just one corner of the yard for my bathroom, but I like a little variety now and then, especially when I'm busy keeping an eye on something interesting. I don't want to go over there! Besides, you'll find it when you mow and by then it's too late for you to scold me.
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