Things I learned from watching TV
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From: Cameron, OK
Yeah, if your the new cadet on the away mission that no ones ever seen before.. your gonna die.
Captain - "Ensign Smith, go off by yourself with nothing but a tri-corder and check out that strange glowing gascious anomily over there..."
Ensign Smith - "AHHHHH.... arghhhh"
Captain - "Enterprise... get me another ensign down here."
I like how a guy who never carry's a gun can foil more evil plots than scooby doo... and build things like an ultra-light and parachute out of a tent... or fix bullet holes in his radiator with boiled eggs. McGuyver't the man.
Captain - "Ensign Smith, go off by yourself with nothing but a tri-corder and check out that strange glowing gascious anomily over there..."
Ensign Smith - "AHHHHH.... arghhhh"
Captain - "Enterprise... get me another ensign down here."
I like how a guy who never carry's a gun can foil more evil plots than scooby doo... and build things like an ultra-light and parachute out of a tent... or fix bullet holes in his radiator with boiled eggs. McGuyver't the man.
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From: Michigan
Originally Posted by mikemc
Hmmmm...guess you're not a 'Treky'. 
And how about this one.Only on tv can you hear tires squealing on grass!
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From: NE Texas
Originally Posted by King Triton
And how about this one.Only on tv can you hear tires squealing on grass!
Funny you should mention that, KT, but my son laughed at one show where a guy squealed his tires in dirt. The next morning I took him out and showed him how it's done. His eyes lit up and wanted me to do spinout several times.
But, it has to be dry, hard, fine dirt with not much rock.
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I love star trek,I hated it when James T Kirk died,and am waiting for the next one where I hope they correct that screw up,like they did with spock!
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Have you see William Shatner lately ?
They would need to double the size of the Transporter.
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Have you see William Shatner lately ?
They would need to double the size of the Transporter.
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From: Michigan
Hey Big Orn:
I have done it on dirt roads too,just never had any luck on grass,
One more,No matter what 4banging rice burner they are driving it always sounds like a V8,or how about,they do a close-up in the car and you see the automatic shifter on the column,but yet you hear the guy banging gears?
I have done it on dirt roads too,just never had any luck on grass,
One more,No matter what 4banging rice burner they are driving it always sounds like a V8,or how about,they do a close-up in the car and you see the automatic shifter on the column,but yet you hear the guy banging gears?
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From: Michigan
Ok Dennis
,now you got me laughin,but I always thought it would be cool if they made a episode where he goes off into retirement,instead off killing him off,I bet those trekkies that raised heck about spock,really gave the producers an earful about capt Kirk,maybe the could do another genesis project with the only side effect being extreme weight gain Hahaha
,now you got me laughin,but I always thought it would be cool if they made a episode where he goes off into retirement,instead off killing him off,I bet those trekkies that raised heck about spock,really gave the producers an earful about capt Kirk,maybe the could do another genesis project with the only side effect being extreme weight gain Hahaha
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From: Michigan
Yeah,that was too funny,although the little woman thought I was a little wierd,she couldn`t figure out why I started laughing.And did you ever notice on the rockford files how many times his firebird changed years?One other thing,what was that movie with dennis weaver in that valiant or dart being chased by that semi.I laughed through half of that movie too.
