Remedies??
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From: Claremore
Remedies??
I shall not be held liable for any of these.... 
HOME REMEDIES AND RULES OF LIFE:
If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic! Simply pour a cup
of boiling water down your throat and presto! ... the blockage will
be almost instantly removed.
Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting
someone else to hold them while you chop away.
Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by
simply using the sink.
> > For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed
for a few minutes thus, reducing the pressure in your veins.
> > A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you
from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze
button.
> > If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you
will be afraid to cough.
> > Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer, then you
will forget about the toothache.
Sometimes, we just need to remember what THE RULES OF LIFE really
are:
You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move
and should, use the WD-40; if it shouldn't move and does, use the Duct
Tape.
> > The five (5) most essential words for a healthy, vital
relationship are,
> "I apologize," and "You are right."
> > Remember: everyone seems normal until you get to know them!
> > Never pass up an opportunity to go potty.
> > If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance
HOME REMEDIES AND RULES OF LIFE:
If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic! Simply pour a cup
of boiling water down your throat and presto! ... the blockage will
be almost instantly removed.
Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting
someone else to hold them while you chop away.
Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by
simply using the sink.
> > For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed
for a few minutes thus, reducing the pressure in your veins.
> > A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you
from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze
button.
> > If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you
will be afraid to cough.
> > Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer, then you
will forget about the toothache.
Sometimes, we just need to remember what THE RULES OF LIFE really
are:
You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move
and should, use the WD-40; if it shouldn't move and does, use the Duct
Tape.
> > The five (5) most essential words for a healthy, vital
relationship are,
> "I apologize," and "You are right."
> > Remember: everyone seems normal until you get to know them!
> > Never pass up an opportunity to go potty.
> > If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance
Cargo Master
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From: Georgia
Originally Posted by wezol5484
hahahahahahahaha
Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by
simply using the sink. <---Tried that.....didnt work.
Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by
simply using the sink. <---Tried that.....didnt work.
Sink didn't work? Try the bathtub next time. Just make sure she isn't in their taking a bubble bath.
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From: North Chicago
hahahhaha that is a good one. i like the one about the mouse trap on the alarm clock. that happens to me all the time, i never can get up when the alarm goes off. i always end up staying in bed for a while.
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