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Old Mar 22, 2004 | 03:38 PM
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Yay! I just hit 1000 posts. I thought I'd post something funny to go with it.
There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of
brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper
and the purchase is done.

Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how
should he express himself? Think about it first before scrolling down for
the answer...
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.He opens his mouth and says.
"I would like to buy a pair of sunglasses."
If you got this wrong...please go dig a hole and hide.
 
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Old Mar 22, 2004 | 03:42 PM
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Congratulations on your 1000th post. I guess this would be too late to welcome you to FTE.

Some bad news though. I saw that joke on here about a week and a half ago.
 
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Old Mar 22, 2004 | 04:35 PM
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Only 28 more posts to catch up to me...

*wonders how long it'll take him to pass me on the post count*
 
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Old Mar 22, 2004 | 04:54 PM
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Congratulations, only 1,500 more posts till the next milestone. ( Postmaster = 2,500 I think ). It's none to early to start looking for another joke!
 
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Old Mar 22, 2004 | 04:55 PM
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Good Job

Chris
 
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Old Mar 22, 2004 | 06:10 PM
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Congratulations Great joke by the way.
 
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