WhatMartha Stewart could do while in Prison

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Mar 5, 2004 | 09:26 PM

Mil1ion

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WhatMartha Stewart could do while in Prison

WHAT MARTHA COULD DO WHILE IN PRISON

1. Decoupage license plates

2. Paint a charming window scene in her prison cell

3. Embroider her monogram on her lively orange jumpsuit

4. Teach prison workers the fine art of nouvelle cuisine

5. Create whimsical centerpieces out of cigarette butts and playing cards

6. Soften the entrance of the prison with decorative wreaths made of barbed wire and chicken bones

7. Be forced to make her cell mattress with sheets from her K-Mart collection

8. Weave sun hats for daily outings to the highway for trash pickup detail

9. Demonstrate the skills needed to decorate a wedding cake and how to conceal weapons

10. Be tortured in solitary confinement with her own television show played 24 hours a day.

Mar 5, 2004 | 09:35 PM

ChargerHemi

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LOL. Classic.

Mar 5, 2004 | 09:42 PM

fordeverpower

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I like #10 for old Martha. she would love watching her own show. She would realize how greedy she was. But hey I would have sold too, I mean who wouldn't.

Mar 5, 2004 | 09:45 PM

CowboyBilly9Mile

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Here's how she just may be living knowing her:

http://home.comcast.net/~cbb9m/Martha1.jpg

http://home.comcast.net/~cbb9m/Martha2.jpg

http://home.comcast.net/~cbb9m/Martha3.jpg

And yes, I too think #10 would be most appropriate

Mar 5, 2004 | 09:58 PM

F2504x4

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LOL mi1lion,

#11. teaching her new cell mate, Big Bertha how brew el'detoilet wine.

#12. how to knit a "sweater" from overgrown armpit hair.

Mar 5, 2004 | 10:07 PM

johare

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Great pics Cowboybilly!
No doubt Martha would approve!

Mar 6, 2004 | 11:24 AM

FireHazard

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If she goes in with that attitude, the women in there will make short work of her!!

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Mar 6, 2004 | 12:11 PM

Greywolf

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I wonder if they get the "SHOPPING CHANNEL" in the penitentiary?

Oooooh!!!!

Mar 6, 2004 | 01:23 PM

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vman

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Put her in the kitchen for one. Let her give vintrilaquist lessons. She aleays talks and never moves her lips.

Mar 6, 2004 | 04:26 PM

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Martha Stewart

I liked the wine brewing in the toilet. The arm pit hair she will make dental floss out of that. The sweater they will steel that on her.

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