WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>I can just picture the questions on the written exam:
>
>
>You are aproaching a 400 pound hog standing in the middle
>of the road. Do you:
>
>a) Stop, and wait for it to mosey its big butt out of the
>way
>
>b) Sound horn, and if it fails to move - drive around it
>after making sure there is no oncoming traffic
>
>c) Get out and kick it until it moves
>
>d) Put the pedal to the metal and MAKE SOME BACON!
>
>
>*rofl*
Hey Wolf. That question is on the Iowa exam. And the correct answer is C.
Roger Lane
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>You are aproaching a 400 pound hog standing in the middle
>of the road. Do you:
>
>a) Stop, and wait for it to mosey its big butt out of the
>way
>
>b) Sound horn, and if it fails to move - drive around it
>after making sure there is no oncoming traffic
>
>c) Get out and kick it until it moves
>
>d) Put the pedal to the metal and MAKE SOME BACON!
>
>
>*rofl*
Hey Wolf. That question is on the Iowa exam. And the correct answer is C.
Roger Lane
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WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am going to go ahead and put this out there Jon -
NO - you can't take the X for a drive at the next get together!!!
Congrats Brother!!! Now - let the games begin!!!
NO - you can't take the X for a drive at the next get together!!!
Congrats Brother!!! Now - let the games begin!!!
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From: Conyers
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Say hello to a new valid Georgia driver! 
I took the test in my dad's HUGE 1999 Ford F-350 dually Crewcab with the Powerstroke Diesel.
I had a HECK of a time doing a parallel park into that TINY space. :-staun I had to quit in the middle of it cause the truck wouldn't fit. I'm just on top of the world right now!. 
I took the test in my dad's HUGE 1999 Ford F-350 dually Crewcab with the Powerstroke Diesel. I had a HECK of a time doing a parallel park into that TINY space. :-staun I had to quit in the middle of it cause the truck wouldn't fit. I'm just on top of the world right now!. 
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From: Drummonds, TN USA
WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can just picture the questions on the written exam:
You are aproaching a 400 pound hog standing in the middle of the road. Do you:
a) Stop, and wait for it to mosey its big butt out of the way
b) Sound horn, and if it fails to move - drive around it after making sure there is no oncoming traffic
c) Get out and kick it until it moves
d) Put the pedal to the metal and MAKE SOME BACON!
*rofl*
You are aproaching a 400 pound hog standing in the middle of the road. Do you:
a) Stop, and wait for it to mosey its big butt out of the way
b) Sound horn, and if it fails to move - drive around it after making sure there is no oncoming traffic
c) Get out and kick it until it moves
d) Put the pedal to the metal and MAKE SOME BACON!
*rofl*
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From: Michigan
WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOOD LORD GET THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN OFF THE SIDEWALK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!! LMAO
Just kidding. Congrats and the best to ya. Just remember to keep the rubber side down.
Jim
Just kidding. Congrats and the best to ya. Just remember to keep the rubber side down.
Jim
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From: Conyers
WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>I can just picture the questions on the written exam:
>
>
>You are aproaching a 400 pound hog standing in the middle
>of the road. Do you:
>
>a) Stop, and wait for it to mosey its big butt out of the
>way
>
>b) Sound horn, and if it fails to move - drive around it
>after making sure there is no oncoming traffic
>
>c) Get out and kick it until it moves
>
>d) Put the pedal to the metal and MAKE SOME BACON!
>
>
>*rofl*
MAKE SOME BACON!!!!!
>
>
>You are aproaching a 400 pound hog standing in the middle
>of the road. Do you:
>
>a) Stop, and wait for it to mosey its big butt out of the
>way
>
>b) Sound horn, and if it fails to move - drive around it
>after making sure there is no oncoming traffic
>
>c) Get out and kick it until it moves
>
>d) Put the pedal to the metal and MAKE SOME BACON!
>
>
>*rofl*
MAKE SOME BACON!!!!!
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From: Conyers
WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>I am going to go ahead and put this out there Jon -
>
>NO - you can't take the X for a drive at the next get
>together!!!
>
>
>Congrats Brother!!! Now - let the games begin!!!
>
>
>
>
>
>
Aww man....come on.
And just to think that I was gonna let you take Ol' Red for a spin. I promise I'll be nice to the X 
>
>NO - you can't take the X for a drive at the next get
>together!!!
>
>
>Congrats Brother!!! Now - let the games begin!!!
>
>
>
>
>
>
Aww man....come on.
And just to think that I was gonna let you take Ol' Red for a spin. I promise I'll be nice to the X 
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