Why do men die first?
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From: Drummonds, TN USA
1) To get out of the alimony payments.
2) It's the only known way to dodge child support and get away with it.
3) To get some one-on-one time with God, before she gets there...
4) To see if she notices the difference.
5) To take over the garage in the hereafter before she can put anything in it...
6) To see how many bars, race tracks, and bowling alleys are in heaven/hell before the eternal "Honey-Do" list arrives!
2) It's the only known way to dodge child support and get away with it.
3) To get some one-on-one time with God, before she gets there...
4) To see if she notices the difference.
5) To take over the garage in the hereafter before she can put anything in it...
6) To see how many bars, race tracks, and bowling alleys are in heaven/hell before the eternal "Honey-Do" list arrives!
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From: Inidana
My mom watches Lifetime all Saturday and Sunday while me, my brother, and my dad work all weekend, but only to get home to her and do our laundry, cook our own food, clean the house, and whatever else she doesnt want to do. Good thing that I got a TV in my room. I can go up there and chew and watch TV after she goes to bed. Look forward to it every nite.
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From: 3rd Rock
Originally posted by redneckfarmer
My mom watches Lifetime all Saturday and Sunday while me, my brother, and my dad work all weekend, but only to get home to her and do our laundry, cook our own food, clean the house, and whatever else she doesnt want to do. Good thing that I got a TV in my room. I can go up there and chew and watch TV after she goes to bed. Look forward to it every nite.
My mom watches Lifetime all Saturday and Sunday while me, my brother, and my dad work all weekend, but only to get home to her and do our laundry, cook our own food, clean the house, and whatever else she doesnt want to do. Good thing that I got a TV in my room. I can go up there and chew and watch TV after she goes to bed. Look forward to it every nite.
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ah, those were the days... back when we would go and sneak in a chew or swipe one of dads smokes while they were asleep... or go take a swig out of dads liquor stash....
thank god for me, he smokes nasty generic cigaretts or i might have been hooked.... and same as the wiskey.... canadian club just doesnt do it for me.
i wonder if i can sue the alcohol makers for warping my fragile little mind.>??? (thats obviously a joke, take it easy)
thank god for me, he smokes nasty generic cigaretts or i might have been hooked.... and same as the wiskey.... canadian club just doesnt do it for me.
i wonder if i can sue the alcohol makers for warping my fragile little mind.>??? (thats obviously a joke, take it easy)
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From: Az
Sorry to blow your cover MEN, but I'm going to.
After women were USED during the wars to help with production, they obviously didn't want to have any competition after the war ended. And men wonder why the way we are. You never see any women as presidents huh? I know, who would want a woman running the country. When she had her "crabby" moments, she would detonate a missle to vent off mood swings. Sorry, couldn't resist.
http://www.history.ilstu.edu/nhp/patterns/3doc5.html
After women were USED during the wars to help with production, they obviously didn't want to have any competition after the war ended. And men wonder why the way we are. You never see any women as presidents huh? I know, who would want a woman running the country. When she had her "crabby" moments, she would detonate a missle to vent off mood swings. Sorry, couldn't resist.
http://www.history.ilstu.edu/nhp/patterns/3doc5.html
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From: Az
In the animal world, it's all about the "will to survive". I've seen healthy dogs outlive old, blind, non-healthy dogs. It's the fiesty ones that survive.
Maybe that should tell you men something. Ne-ner-ne-ner
Maybe that should tell you men something. Ne-ner-ne-ner
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From: Liberty Lake, WA
Sorry big blu......we've tuned out the female-frequency long ago, don't you know that?!
Can you step to the side? I'm finding it hard to see ESPN!
(yup, I'm VERY fiesty!) Oh, and simple survival is never the end of my goal.
Also......hehehe..... I am not a man who wonders why 'you' are the way 'you' are. I could elaborate, but let's just say I don't think it was without pain when God took a rib from Adam to make the "WHOA-man"......and somehow the *ache* continues even today.
Can you step to the side? I'm finding it hard to see ESPN!
(yup, I'm VERY fiesty!) Oh, and simple survival is never the end of my goal.
Also......hehehe..... I am not a man who wonders why 'you' are the way 'you' are. I could elaborate, but let's just say I don't think it was without pain when God took a rib from Adam to make the "WHOA-man"......and somehow the *ache* continues even today.
Last edited by jcreality; Feb 5, 2004 at 03:05 AM.