Having fun yet?
I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes.
When I came out there was a damn cop writing out a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy how about giving a guy a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a ****. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn
tires! So I called him a piece of horse crap.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes. . the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't give a crap.
My car was parked around the corner.
I try to have a little fun each day.


