Hmmm. Opening the door to size. This should get intersting.

2000 F350SD,RC,5spd man,V10, Front Leveling Kit,4.30 gears

 

[updated:LAST EDITED ON 13-Jun-02 AT 09:01 PM (EST)]8 inches......well I better not put in that body lift Im getting, I don't want her chasing me, I have bad enough night mares with that caped dip stick fondeler Monsta on the loose.

 

[updated:LAST EDITED ON 18-Jun-02 AT 08:44 PM (EST)]I replied here to bring this thread up to date and help our fellow team members find it.Anything for the "team" .

 

no f*&%$ng way! that pic that you all claim was in no way, shape, or form anywhere in california! you all have to see the REDNECK clearly painted on the sign... this would lead me to believe that she is in the south!

sorry, you southern superduty owners are the benificiaries of monsta's good genes.

now i know why monsta told me she was a highly successful lawyer... no one would want to be in the same cort room as she is!

hey monsta.... can i get her number? i think all these fix it tickets i have piling up can be beaten in court with her help.

if i time it right, i can set yeti up with her when he comes out here to california for his visit!

 

Did I say Cali???? I ment Idaho ya thats it.....:-staun

 

>if i time it right, i can set yeti up with her when he comes
>out here to california for his visit!


Now look abendx, he's trying to get out of your very kind invitation! :-X23

Not one to stand around and wonder, I grabbed my trusty cape and digital camera and flew off to Yeti's house! It was there that i spotted the reason why he turned you down!

Seems his "secret squeeze" had a little somethin' on the grill for him!

http://www.clubfte.com/users/monsta/cooking.jpg

I now understand why his truck is lifted...so the bumper won't scrape on the ground when she's sittin' out back.

 

Ok that is the best yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BY FAR!!!!!!!!!!!




















2001 F-350 CC Lariat 4X4 LB PSD SRW, Heated leather, off road package, western snow plow, strobe lights in parking lights and backup lights, tinted windows, pioneer cd player, rockford fosgate 1000x1 amp rocking 3 JL Audio 10W0's behind back seat, husky liners front and back, Hypermax "hot rod" chip, Hypermax pryo/boost gauge and Hypermax 3.5 inch downpipe and 5 inch exhaust.

 

>Seems his "secret squeeze" had a little somethin' on
>the grill for him!


monsta... you the man!

yeti.... damn dude.... i am sorry, but i think i will not be able to hang out with you when you come her to so cal.... you know, i have standards.

 

[updated:LAST EDITED ON 19-Jun-02 AT 07:02 AM (EST)]Monsta, I was wondering when you would attack!!

Now for the rest of the story (as someone use to say)

The picture you are seeing is Monsta's misstress, he was affraid his lovely wife would find out about his "ton of fun" and made a deal with me to hide her from his wife:-X23. Of course I told him it would cost him to haul something like that after all, I only have a SUPER DUTY, and he would have to pay for my lift kit. (WHY DO YOU THINK HE CAN'T LIFT HIS?? he already spent his lift money on my truck!!)
Once I craned her in the bed, I figured if I dummped her off at MrRottnDogs' house he would know what to do with all that loving (plus I hear those X guys like to share)
After hearing about some of the stuff her and Monsta were into, I had to stop for a puke bucket, and when I reached the Dogs place, I just backed up real fast and spiked the brakes, I offered to pay for his garage door when she rolled through it, but he wouldn't accept the cash, I beleive his words were "Monsta was right, she is HOT"
So with that I went on my way.

So you see, I was just a good friend here, helping a twisted love thirsty Monsta with his little...I mean big problem.

Now hind sight is 20-20 and my good friend Fory told me I was nuts to help out a guy who wears a cape and fondles dip sticks, but I seem to give people the benefit of the doubt.

From now on Monsta, you will have to take care of your own messes, no matter how big they are!!!!

 

Monsta,
she even had your colors on! matching that Supermonsta outfit!
do you give her 2 sheets? oops! I meant Capes!
''''

yeti! is that why your rear springs are saging? haulin monsta's mistress to Mrrottndogs pad? I hope he has some Stacker2 in his garage,besides the krytonite bat!!!!!!!!''''''''

Abendx I hope that dinner depicted in the other post truly wasn't near your pad out there in Calif. Ah god ! I knew cali.had fruits and nuts to the north of you. but geez. whats up with that??????




Monsta that was so bad I didn't want to "reply with quote" to that post!

Rich

 

Here is some proof of Monsta promiscuous ways, just go look in the Xforum at the Help...buying a new X.
In that post he tells the poor guy that "if I coax it, it will preform better".

I need to go to church, this place is bad!!!!

 

>"if I coax it, it will preform better".


you sure he was refering to his truck... or was it his dipstick?

 

> Once I craned her in the bed, I figured if I dummped her
>off at MrRottnDogs' house he would know what to do with all
>that loving (plus I hear those X guys like to share)
> After hearing about some of the stuff her and Monsta were
>into, I had to stop for a puke bucket, and when I
>reached the Dogs place, I just backed up real fast and
>spiked the brakes, I offered to pay for his garage door when
>she rolled through it, but he wouldn't accept the cash, I
>beleive his words were "Monsta was right, she is HOT"
>So with that I went on my way.

Yeti,

Please don't suggest me or any other excursion owners would want to get involved in MONSTA's sick and kinky relationship with his 'Truck Stop Hootche' and SupaSis! :-X23

In your haste to dump your load, you misunderstood what I said.
I said 'Thats MONSTA's woman Right? She's alot o woman!


I tried to ship her back UPS, but she was over the weight and size limits! :-( My UPS driver may never bring me any more mods. :-X23

Finally, this morning I was able to ship her out as fright... uh I mean freight. It took the truck driver, me and several neighbors to pull her out of his SLEEPER and load her into the back of his piggyback trailer. :-X23 :-X23 :-X23

I sent her COD to the 'Southern Superduty Clubhouse' Where it looks like she has met up with a friend.
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>
>In your haste to dump your load, you misunderstood what I
>said.
>I said 'Thats MONSTA's woman Right? She's alot
>o woman!
>
>


Sorry for the mistake RottnDog, I was in such a hurry to get out of there I must of mis-understood you.

To clear things up:

YES, IT IS MONSTA'S MISSTRESS, but lets all be nice and keep it quiet so Mrs. Monsta doesn't leave him homeless and without his cape. :-X23


Aslo thank god you shipped her to the southern club, rather than the Northern club that I and Forty belong too!!

 

>YES, IT IS MONSTA'S MISSTRESS, but lets all be nice and keep
>it quiet so Mrs. Monsta doesn't leave him homeless and
>without his cape. :-X23

No wonder MONSTA's latest mods are brakes and soon new shocks and sway bar!
I agree! I won't tell... After all it is MONSTA's birthday today!!!!

I sure hope sis and her new friend are'nt going to the party! :+