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Old Dec 29, 2003 | 09:35 PM
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I am an Elder User!!

Well, it finally happened. After 4 months of being active here, I am finally an elder user. That means I know stuff, right? Anyway, I figure I should at least make this funny so as to not waste your time reading my lame post.
One day, two rednecks named Bubba and Earl were driving down the road,
drinking a couple of Buds. The passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey thar up ahead
Earl, it's a po-leece roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these
here beers!" "Don't worry Bubba, " Earl said. "We'll just pull over and
finish drinkin'these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our
foreheads, then throw the bottles under the seat." "What fer?" asked Bubba.
"Just let me do the talkin', okay?" said Earl. They finished their beers,
threw the empty bottles under the seat and slapped the labels on their
foreheads. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "Have you boys
been drinking?" "No sir, " said Earl, "We're on the patch."
 
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Old Dec 29, 2003 | 09:37 PM
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congratulations,

good joke, ill have to remember that one next time
 
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Old Dec 29, 2003 | 09:52 PM
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congates, nice joke:-staun
 
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Old Dec 29, 2003 | 10:39 PM
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It really bugged me when I was a senior user. See earlier posts.
 
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Old Dec 29, 2003 | 10:41 PM
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Congrats and nice joke
 
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Old Dec 29, 2003 | 11:02 PM
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Re: I am an Elder User!!

Originally posted by mistercmk
I am finally an elder user. That means I know stuff, right?
Nah, I thought I would get smarter, but alas, no. my fingers just ache for the keyboard now.
 
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Old Dec 30, 2003 | 05:49 AM
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I have a while to go.
 
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Old Dec 30, 2003 | 06:23 AM
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499 post till guru, 1499 till postmaster! That is what I am workin on
 
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Old Dec 30, 2003 | 06:54 AM
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well, if I could combine my post from other sites, I'd be made-lol
 
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Old Dec 30, 2003 | 07:28 AM
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Keep typing and you'll make it to the next one.
congratulations,
 
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Old Dec 30, 2003 | 11:25 PM
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Hmm...Tim you love to type huh? 15 post per day? andI thought I had alot with 16, of course I think WillowBilly and CTFuzzy got even you beat
 
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Old Dec 31, 2003 | 07:07 AM
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Originally posted by Jimmy Dean
Hmm...Tim you love to type huh? 15 post per day? andI thought I had alot with 16, of course I think WillowBilly and CTFuzzy got even you beat

O-yea if you go over to 6.0L Power Stroke Diesel I am everywhere there. If you check out my gallery, you see I am a Ford fancier. My gallery goes into detail on how to build a ram air package for the 6.0

The FTE has been an absolute wealth of information for 6.0 owners, (Other owners also) not to mention the 250/350/Excursion stuff. I use and participate heavily in that area, this over here is both humorous and gives one a broad breadth………..of understanding, what types… and personalities that join and use FTE.

I am currently gathering information that will allow met to build a matrix (I will post it in the FTE, it is for all to use) on all the problems that the 6.0 is experiencing, i.e. infant mortality of electronics and issues like that.

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Old Dec 31, 2003 | 09:41 AM
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U wo lik tu cesy kungratduletunza.

("congratulations" - as I hold my tung)
 
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Old Dec 31, 2003 | 01:25 PM
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Originally posted by ctfuzzy
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("congratulations" - as I hold my tung)
Doesn't that hurt?
 
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Old Dec 31, 2003 | 01:45 PM
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Congrats and just keep on typing.......
 
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