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Mar 22, 2002 | 06:57 PM
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Jul 10, 2002 | 05:53 PM
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50. Act naturally
49. Found missing
48. Resident alien
47. Advanced BASIC
46. Genuine imitation
45. Airline Food
44. Good grief
43. Same difference
42. Almost exactly
41. Government organization
40. Sanitary landfill
39. Alone together
38. Legally drunk
37. Silent scream
36. British fashion
35. Living dead
34. Small crowd
33. Business ethics
32. Soft rock
31. Butt Head
30. Military Intelligence
29. Software documentation
28. New York culture
27. New classic
26. Sweet sorrow
25. Childproof
24. "Now, then ..."
23. Synthetic natural gas
22. Christian Scientists
21. Passive aggression
20. Taped live
19. Clearly misunderstood
18. Peace force
17. Extinct Life
16. Temporary tax increase
15. Computer jock
14. Plastic glasses
13. Terribly pleased
12. Computer security
11. Political science
10. Tight slacks
9. Definite maybe
8. Pretty ugly
7. Twelve-ounce pound cake
6. Diet ice cream
5. Rap music
4. Working vacation
3. Exact estimate
2. Religious tolerance
And the Number one TOP OXYMORON:
1. Microsoft Works
>=oD
PS: I think of it as the "Windows of Oz"...
(IE: "Follow the Microsoft Road!")
*NOTE: "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!!!"
Jul 10, 2002 | 06:00 PM
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Dutch, You forgot the obvious one.
[font color =Red] Jumbo Shrimp [/font]
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Jul 10, 2002 | 06:18 PM
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I never said there wasn't old stuff out there, but in a similar venue:
Liberally Micromanaged
Enormous Detail
Stressful Vacations
Tourist Occupations
Debt Management
Earth Satelite
Hard Water
MINI TRUCK!
Working Life
Synthetic Leather
"Acceptable Levels of Violence"
Prudish Nature...
Natural Vinyl
Godless Religion
- and here's an old favorite of mine:
"ANTI-DISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM...."
*rofl*
Jul 10, 2002 | 06:28 PM
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[updated:LAST EDITED ON 10-Jul-02 AT 07:30 PM (EST)]Greywolf you must be a Mac user?
Windows of oz
Wiz
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Jul 11, 2002 | 11:54 AM
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Good one Grey Wolf. I think you missed "Jumbo Shrimp."
Jul 11, 2002 | 11:56 AM
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Well that's what I get for walking away from my computer in the middle of composing a message. Someone else posts it and you don't see it.
Jul 11, 2002 | 11:57 AM
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OK guys, I'm just having a bad day. Obviously I didn't walk away from my computer overnight. I failed to read the other posts. I guess it is finally time for a self rating--negative of course (this isn't the first time I have goofed like this).
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Jul 11, 2002 | 01:19 PM
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From: Los Alamos, NM
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Good one, Greywolf.
One of my favorites:
a little big...
Jayson
Jul 11, 2002 | 02:55 PM
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I think they call these "oxymorons". Someone has too much time on their hands! Enjoyed them, thanks.
Jul 11, 2002 | 03:02 PM
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Dutch orignal post said Oxymorons but he edited it out after.
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Jul 12, 2002 | 01:39 PM
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Then here's one last one:
"And goofed up WELL..."
*rofl*
Jul 12, 2002 | 02:18 PM
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Thanks Hotwhlz85, Thanks Greywolf. And thanks all the FTE folks. You're all wonderful!
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