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Old Mar 22, 2002 | 06:57 PM
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Old Jul 10, 2002 | 05:53 PM
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50. Act naturally

49. Found missing

48. Resident alien

47. Advanced BASIC

46. Genuine imitation

45. Airline Food

44. Good grief

43. Same difference

42. Almost exactly

41. Government organization

40. Sanitary landfill

39. Alone together

38. Legally drunk

37. Silent scream

36. British fashion

35. Living dead

34. Small crowd

33. Business ethics

32. Soft rock

31. Butt Head

30. Military Intelligence

29. Software documentation

28. New York culture

27. New classic

26. Sweet sorrow

25. Childproof

24. "Now, then ..."

23. Synthetic natural gas

22. Christian Scientists

21. Passive aggression

20. Taped live

19. Clearly misunderstood

18. Peace force

17. Extinct Life

16. Temporary tax increase

15. Computer jock

14. Plastic glasses

13. Terribly pleased

12. Computer security

11. Political science

10. Tight slacks

9. Definite maybe

8. Pretty ugly

7. Twelve-ounce pound cake

6. Diet ice cream

5. Rap music

4. Working vacation

3. Exact estimate

2. Religious tolerance

And the Number one TOP OXYMORON:

1. Microsoft Works



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PS: I think of it as the "Windows of Oz"...

(IE: "Follow the Microsoft Road!")


*NOTE: "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!!!"

 
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Old Jul 10, 2002 | 06:00 PM
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Dutch, You forgot the obvious one.

[font color =Red] Jumbo Shrimp [/font]


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Old Jul 10, 2002 | 06:18 PM
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I never said there wasn't old stuff out there, but in a similar venue:

Liberally Micromanaged

Enormous Detail

Stressful Vacations

Tourist Occupations

Debt Management

Earth Satelite

Hard Water

MINI TRUCK!

Working Life

Synthetic Leather

"Acceptable Levels of Violence"

Prudish Nature...

Natural Vinyl

Godless Religion

- and here's an old favorite of mine:

"ANTI-DISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM...."


*rofl*


 
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Old Jul 10, 2002 | 06:28 PM
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[updated:LAST EDITED ON 10-Jul-02 AT 07:30 PM (EST)]Greywolf you must be a Mac user?

Windows of oz




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Old Jul 11, 2002 | 11:54 AM
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Good one Grey Wolf. I think you missed "Jumbo Shrimp."
 
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Old Jul 11, 2002 | 11:56 AM
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Well that's what I get for walking away from my computer in the middle of composing a message. Someone else posts it and you don't see it.
 
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Old Jul 11, 2002 | 11:57 AM
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OK guys, I'm just having a bad day. Obviously I didn't walk away from my computer overnight. I failed to read the other posts. I guess it is finally time for a self rating--negative of course (this isn't the first time I have goofed like this).
 
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Good one, Greywolf.

One of my favorites:

a little big...

Jayson


 
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Old Jul 11, 2002 | 02:55 PM
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I think they call these "oxymorons". Someone has too much time on their hands! Enjoyed them, thanks.
 
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Old Jul 11, 2002 | 03:02 PM
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Dutch orignal post said Oxymorons but he edited it out after.


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Old Jul 12, 2002 | 01:39 PM
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Then here's one last one:

"And goofed up WELL..."

*rofl*
 
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Old Jul 12, 2002 | 02:18 PM
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Thanks Hotwhlz85, Thanks Greywolf. And thanks all the FTE folks. You're all wonderful!
 
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