Things I like
Fleet Owner
Joined: Aug 2001
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From: Drummonds, TN USA
It's TOOLS. Always has been. With enough tools - you can do anything, build anything, be overpaid, set your own schedule, and be the most popular guy anywhere you live.
But never loan tools to anyone...
They become like body parts, and there are some things you can't live without, others will cripple you if you lose them. Tools wrote history, built civilizations, won and lost wars, save and lose critical situations, bring prosperity, or the lack thereof brought heartbreak many many times over.
Santa Claus is a SNAP ON dealer! That's why he has a red and white suit...
But never loan tools to anyone...
They become like body parts, and there are some things you can't live without, others will cripple you if you lose them. Tools wrote history, built civilizations, won and lost wars, save and lose critical situations, bring prosperity, or the lack thereof brought heartbreak many many times over.
Santa Claus is a SNAP ON dealer! That's why he has a red and white suit...
Last edited by Greywolf; Dec 17, 2003 at 01:47 AM.
Fleet Owner
Joined: Aug 2001
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From: Drummonds, TN USA
The entire Reindeer thing is a sham.
They are NAVISTAR PISTONS - every single one of them!
It's just that most people don't personally name every single part of their truck.
Santa's "SLED" is really an F-450 4X4 with a crew cab so all of his PIT CREW can travel with him (You know - the 'little people' that make everything happen...). It has NOS, PROPANE, Dual Small Spool Turbo's and a four inch chrome plated exhaust stack on each side of the cab. It's been chipped, lifted, and rides on air bags. Does the quarter in 10:45, dragging a Honda car with a length of towing chain (upside down).
And Santa has a collection of fuel cards from all over the world...
They are NAVISTAR PISTONS - every single one of them!
It's just that most people don't personally name every single part of their truck.
Santa's "SLED" is really an F-450 4X4 with a crew cab so all of his PIT CREW can travel with him (You know - the 'little people' that make everything happen...). It has NOS, PROPANE, Dual Small Spool Turbo's and a four inch chrome plated exhaust stack on each side of the cab. It's been chipped, lifted, and rides on air bags. Does the quarter in 10:45, dragging a Honda car with a length of towing chain (upside down).
And Santa has a collection of fuel cards from all over the world...
Fleet Owner
Joined: Aug 2001
Posts: 29,941
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From: Drummonds, TN USA
Last time I visited relatives in Pennsylvania I collected some coal from alongside the old railway tracks.
Nasty stuff - it had more sulphur in it than PEMEX. I think I completely ruined a smoker with it before I left Norfolk Virginia just seeing what it burnt like - it stunk that bad.
I should have kept on burning it. Even the crack heads would have moved out....
So no thank you - no coal for me this year if I can avoid it.
I may not be able to avoid it though - so I'm wondering what else I can do with the stuff. I suppose it would be rotten of me to put it (discreetly) into a bag of charcoal that belonged to someone I didn't like....
Nasty stuff - it had more sulphur in it than PEMEX. I think I completely ruined a smoker with it before I left Norfolk Virginia just seeing what it burnt like - it stunk that bad.
I should have kept on burning it. Even the crack heads would have moved out....
So no thank you - no coal for me this year if I can avoid it.
I may not be able to avoid it though - so I'm wondering what else I can do with the stuff. I suppose it would be rotten of me to put it (discreetly) into a bag of charcoal that belonged to someone I didn't like....
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Post Fiend
Joined: Mar 2003
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From: Sarnia, Ontario, CANADA!
Originally posted by 2Bowers
Mmm...beer.
Trucks.
Women.
Naked women with beer and trucks.
Oh yeah, I like this website too...!
Mmm...beer.
Trucks.
Women.
Naked women with beer and trucks.
Oh yeah, I like this website too...!
Or maybe not!-Matt
Postmaster
Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 2,958
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From: Southern NH
Come on guys...I was having fun reading the things you like. You've gotten off track a bit.
I like spending money. Thank god for the internet. I can go shopping online for Bronco parts naked.
(did that fit into your theme?)
I like spending money. Thank god for the internet. I can go shopping online for Bronco parts naked.
(did that fit into your theme?)
Posting Guru
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 1,230
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From: Near Bloom, PA
(Other Bower here)
I'm not telling...!
J/K that was him. He's a typical male.
Can't fault his logic though, I'd rather have the women in my truck than men. They won't tell me anything needs fixed when it doesn't, put dead animals in the back, or try to convince me that I really need bigger tires and a 20-foot antenna and a light-up hitch cover.
Plus the value of the truck increases with naked women in it. Put naked men in it, no one will ever touch it again. (scary)
PS I love my guns too.
I'm not telling...!
J/K that was him. He's a typical male.
Can't fault his logic though, I'd rather have the women in my truck than men. They won't tell me anything needs fixed when it doesn't, put dead animals in the back, or try to convince me that I really need bigger tires and a 20-foot antenna and a light-up hitch cover.
Plus the value of the truck increases with naked women in it. Put naked men in it, no one will ever touch it again. (scary)
PS I love my guns too.
LOL! I am assuming this isn't "Other Bower!" Or else we've got a problem on our hands! Or maybe not!
sometimes.....................................